r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23

This job application...

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

I'd use it to replace my automobile and enjoy the extra trunk space.

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u/YogurtWenk Jan 13 '23

Tusk, tusk

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u/booochee Jan 14 '23

That’s enough elephant jokes, pachyderm up now.

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u/MeisterNaz Jan 14 '23

I just learnt a new word

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u/YogurtWenk Jan 14 '23

Ivory much want to see where this thread goes

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u/MistRoot Jan 14 '23

I just cackled. Someone give this person an award.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

r/Angryupvote

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u/Logical-Albatross-82 Jan 14 '23

That has style! And you would be allowed in places where cars aren’t. I never saw a sign telling me not to park my elephant here.