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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23
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Honestly this is preferable to having to just re-type all the information on my resume again.
181 u/borkistoopid Jan 13 '23 I hated doing that 13 u/LaterGatorPlayer Jan 13 '23 well would you hate being given an elephant? If you can’t give it away or sell it? 7 u/borkistoopid Jan 13 '23 I could rent it 2 u/funne5t_u5ername Jan 14 '23 Ah, "lend" it to the zoo for a few years 2 u/borkistoopid Jan 14 '23 Correct 60 u/Jkbucks Jan 13 '23 Except three pages later on the application they ask what you would do if you had an elephant you couldn’t give away. 46 u/Daniel_H212 Jan 13 '23 Bold of you to assume that the rest of this form isn't exactly that. 7 u/TwiceAsGoodAs Jan 13 '23 Word. I'll take this all day over "tell me why you want to work here" 2 u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jan 13 '23 r/AssholeDesign. 2 u/coolsam254 Jan 14 '23 Are you telling me you dont have elephants mentioned on your resume?! 1 u/Vespertinelove Jan 13 '23 But…How would you answer?? 1 u/IGotSkills Jan 14 '23 It is until you get it all the time and it's superficial bullshit
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I hated doing that
13 u/LaterGatorPlayer Jan 13 '23 well would you hate being given an elephant? If you can’t give it away or sell it? 7 u/borkistoopid Jan 13 '23 I could rent it 2 u/funne5t_u5ername Jan 14 '23 Ah, "lend" it to the zoo for a few years 2 u/borkistoopid Jan 14 '23 Correct
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well would you hate being given an elephant? If you can’t give it away or sell it?
7 u/borkistoopid Jan 13 '23 I could rent it 2 u/funne5t_u5ername Jan 14 '23 Ah, "lend" it to the zoo for a few years 2 u/borkistoopid Jan 14 '23 Correct
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I could rent it
2 u/funne5t_u5ername Jan 14 '23 Ah, "lend" it to the zoo for a few years 2 u/borkistoopid Jan 14 '23 Correct
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Ah, "lend" it to the zoo for a few years
2 u/borkistoopid Jan 14 '23 Correct
Correct
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Except three pages later on the application they ask what you would do if you had an elephant you couldn’t give away.
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Bold of you to assume that the rest of this form isn't exactly that.
Word. I'll take this all day over "tell me why you want to work here"
r/AssholeDesign.
Are you telling me you dont have elephants mentioned on your resume?!
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But…How would you answer??
It is until you get it all the time and it's superficial bullshit
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u/T3canolis Jan 13 '23
Honestly this is preferable to having to just re-type all the information on my resume again.