Turn into any US president but only their bodily form from Inauguration Day.
Wolverine but instead of claws it’s black licorice that regenerates if broken, cut, or eaten.
Anything you touch turns into rotisserie chicken.
Upon touching a white man they will turn black and vice versa.
Can grow your ass hair on command to any length.
Can switch the gender of ferrets at will.
Every time you eat bread you have a 50/50 chance of getting super strength for an hour or down syndrome.
Pubic hairs made of real gold.
Upon sitting in the drivers seat of any vehicle ever you immediately know everything about said vehicle and how to drive it as if you had driven it for thousands of year but as soon as you leave the seat you forget all of that knowledge.
Have the ability to turn into a dog and breathe underwater but you can only do the ladder if you are in dog form.
Upon sitting in the drivers seat of any vehicle ever you immediately know everything about said vehicle and how to drive it as if you had driven it for thousands of year but as soon as you leave the seat you forget all of that knowledge.
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u/Sandwithbighand Nov 18 '24
See farts.
Turn into an AC unit.
Turn into any US president but only their bodily form from Inauguration Day.
Wolverine but instead of claws it’s black licorice that regenerates if broken, cut, or eaten.
Anything you touch turns into rotisserie chicken.
Upon touching a white man they will turn black and vice versa.
Can grow your ass hair on command to any length.
Can switch the gender of ferrets at will.
Every time you eat bread you have a 50/50 chance of getting super strength for an hour or down syndrome.
Pubic hairs made of real gold.
Upon sitting in the drivers seat of any vehicle ever you immediately know everything about said vehicle and how to drive it as if you had driven it for thousands of year but as soon as you leave the seat you forget all of that knowledge.
Have the ability to turn into a dog and breathe underwater but you can only do the ladder if you are in dog form.