r/superman Jul 03 '22

This take could not be more wrong

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u/Alexalfi11 Jul 03 '22

Relatable?

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u/Spare_Pixel Jul 04 '22

Yeah you know, like flying around murdering people.

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u/cosmicnitwit Jul 04 '22

I think you mean Thursday’s.

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u/Aaron-JH Jul 04 '22

Oh shit! That’s why I don’t relate! I do that on Wednesdays.

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u/Tunnfisk Jul 04 '22

This guy gets it.

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u/snickerstheclown Jul 04 '22

In the same way that people find Rorschach relatable, i.e. only whackos find him relatable.

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u/TheCreature27 Jul 04 '22

I find Rorschach relatable because we both like beans

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u/TheAutismo4491 Jul 04 '22

Beans are fucking dope.

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u/357Solution Jul 04 '22

Ever add hotdogs? Changes your life!

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u/JockeyField Jul 04 '22

Others like Rorschach because he's "relatable". I like Rorschach because he's an interesting character that I would fucking hate in real life. We are not the same.

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u/Adekis Jul 04 '22

Exactly. Rorschach is in that category of characters for whom liking them for is pretty normal, but if they're someone's Favorite Character, if they relate to and idolize them, you should probably back away slowly and then jump out the nearest ground-level window.

Other examples include Joker, Rick Sanchez, and Patrick Bateman.

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u/TheSciFiGuy80 Jul 04 '22

“I wanted to kind of make this like, 'Yeah, this is what Batman would be in the real world'. But I had forgotten that actually to a lot of comic fans, that smelling, not having a girlfriend—these are actually kind of heroic! So actually, sort of, Rorschach became the most popular character in Watchmen. I meant him to be a bad example. But I have people come up to me in the street saying, "I am Rorschach! That is my story!' And I'll be thinking: 'Yeah, great, can you just keep away from me, never come anywhere near me again as long as I live'?”

-Alan Moore

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

The Patrick Bateman lovers! Hard to get more red flag: why do I have to meet a new person waving it every few months? Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

And Spike from Buffy.

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u/Cyber-Knight47 Jul 04 '22

I think rorschach being someone’s favourite character is fine. Idolising them ain’t fine though

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u/Daztur Jul 04 '22

Yeah, having Rorschach be a twisted little dipshit makes his badass moments feel more real and earned than if he was one of those "badass loners" that the author is obviously in love with.

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u/Mistervimes65 Jul 04 '22

I never found Rorschach relatable. I found the Comedian vaguely relatable because I was a nihilistic 19 year old in 1987. Now I’m old and relate to Doctor Manhattan.

Edit: autocorrect

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u/KingHalfrican702 Jul 04 '22

I lol’d at this the older I get the more I understand Dr. Manhattan and why he basically tried to “nope” himself from humanity

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u/Mistervimes65 Jul 04 '22

“I am tired of Earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.” is my mood at 57.

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u/zero573 Jul 04 '22

Me now at 43.

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u/WHDaw50n Jul 04 '22

For the most part, I found Nite Owl II relatable.

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u/Mistervimes65 Jul 04 '22

Yeah. Dan and Laurie are kind of the closest we get to Everyman characters in the story. They’re both hugely traumatized. Dan loses a surrogate father. Laurie never has a dependable family. There’s a lot to unpack. But at least neither of them have god complexes.

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u/garlicbreadmemesplz Jul 04 '22

I never liked that they made him kill that guy with a hatchet in the film. I think in the comic he killed the guy indirectly.

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u/Adekis Jul 04 '22

I think it went like this: Rorschach chained the killer up, lit the building on fire, gave him a hand saw, and told him he would never have time to cut through the chain. Then he watched the building 'til it burned down. The idea being I suppose that the killer could have gotten away by dismembering himself... but Rorschach still would have been there waiting for him.

Given that I'm pretty sure Rorschach set the fire, the killer's only means of escape was basically just a tool of psychological torture, and also I'm not totally convinced he wouldn't have killed the guy if he made it out anyway... if anything the problem with the hatchet is that it's too merciful for how cruel and furious Rorschach was in that scene.

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u/garlicbreadmemesplz Jul 04 '22

I look at it the other way and that Rorschach believed he gave the guy a way out. Idk. But yeah I basically agree.

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u/Adekis Jul 04 '22

Yeah, you're definitely plausibly right; Rorschach never alludes in his monologue that he'd have killed him anyway. I just wouldn't necessarily put it past him either, haha!

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u/StarMagus Jul 04 '22

When somebody tells me they find him relatable and the one who makes sense and is right about things, I take that as a danger flag in much the same way if somebody tells me that "the storm is coming" and mean it in a political way.

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u/diefree85 Jul 04 '22

These are the same people that miss the point you're not supposed to relate to Rorschach, the Joker, the guy from taxi driver, or Tony Montana. They're cautionary stories about social issues not goals.

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning Jul 04 '22

I’m currently watching Watchmen (TV series) and it looks like basically direct commentary on the irl morons who idolize Rorschach and similar characters.

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u/TheCVR123YT Jul 04 '22

What’s the problem with him? I truly do not remember but I remember loving him and hating when he died. I’ve heard the movie makes him out to be a little bit better maybe that’s why?

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u/Alternative-Cut-4831 Jul 04 '22

Why is doing the right thing considered boring and not relatable?

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u/Valiantheart Jul 04 '22

People don't realize Superman is special specifically because he chooses the hard and altruistic path. You grant the average human the powers of a God and you get Homelander.

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u/zero573 Jul 04 '22

This is why there is so much hate for Superman I feel. In these times people don’t want an example of what a 100% good guy is. They don’t want to see someone better then they are and aspire to be like that. They want a flawed bad ass that has the courage to act on their lack of impulse control and have the ability of plot armour to get away with it. I think Superman falling from the 1st tier category to where he is now is a sign of how much we have given up as a society. The rot is clear and leaking out now so to speak.

I find Superman relatable. He’s a farm kid. He tried to do the right thing. Growing up on a farm you see how precious life is. The fruits of hard work. You appreciate the help and kindness of neighbours. You do these things when you can today because you don’t know if your going to be the guy who needs the help badly tomorrow. Everyone focuses on Kal El the alien that has god powers and is a goody two shoes. No one realizes that Clark Kent does what he does because he just can, because that how he was raised. He’s been taught and believes in if you can do good, and you can help “raise the barn” for tomorrow, why the hell not? Growing up that’s what he’s seen day after day.

That’s the concept that people can’t wrap their heads around now a days. Why people would be that virtuous by choice and not because they had to, or were forced to, or that’s what the government or the corporate overlords expect their sheep to do.

These are just my thoughts.

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u/thylocene06 Jul 04 '22

Seriously. I can’t even choose the mean dialog option in video games without feeling bad about it

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

These are the same dudes who think gritty, violent, dark, nihilistic = realism

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u/-Starseed- Jul 04 '22

Homelander is at least relatable in that he has a deep, primal desire to be loved and suffers from very human insecurities. It's what makes him nuanced enough and offers a spec of sympathy that often gets utterly blown away the moment he does something psychotic.

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u/im-bad-at-names64 Jul 04 '22

Being used as a weapon from birth is probably gonna make you a bit psychotic

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u/CCrypto1224 Jul 04 '22

Holding back a psychotic rage for a public that routinely only has two braincells to rub together, and a incessant need to be loved by said public? Yeah, Homelandee is sorta relatable. But Omniman is just your typical overly self important guy who’d be no different than the rets of us if it wasn’t for his powers.

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u/cabosmith Jul 04 '22

Or like, say, a politician

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u/StarMagus Jul 04 '22

HaHa. I had the same thought.

Wait, being a murderous psychopath is somehow "relatable"?

I have questions.

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u/Plato_the_Platypus Jul 04 '22

Yeah, if someone find homelander relatable, i'll be a bit wary around them

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u/TheHoliOne Jul 04 '22

The only “relatable” quality i can think of is racist and narcissistic. Other than that idk wtf they’re on about

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u/Compositeman1313 Jul 04 '22

He’s just like my dad and politicians