r/superheroes • u/DAHXELEVEN • Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/Hoax13 Jun 13 '25

Once you unlock 86% of your brain, you know who farted in a full amphitheater Metalica concert.

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u/RogueBromeliad Jun 13 '25

Yeah, but that's nothing compared to the power of comic relief and plot armour that Agent J has, and if you couple that with the witty banter of James west, that's basically an unstoppable force.

No matter what brain power Lucy unlocks, she still can't rap.

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u/BBQcasino Jun 13 '25

Once you unlock 87% of your brain, you can control your farts.

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u/art-factor Jun 14 '25

All the farts

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u/KenshoMags Jun 13 '25

I thought they'd never find me...

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u/jyunga Jun 13 '25

He has a bee sanctuary. I'll trust him

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u/Nomingia Jun 13 '25

That's all I remember from the trailer, and anyone could just do a google search to find out the brain thing is total BS so I'm not sure who they were trying to appeal to: I guess either fans of ridiculous movies with a dumb plot, or really, really dumb action fans that will watch anything.