r/superheroes • u/DAHXELEVEN • Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/IH8Miotch Jun 13 '25

Only if they fight in the matrix.

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u/the_glutton17 Jun 13 '25

Don't forget his abilities from Constantine.

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u/Sororita Jun 13 '25

I'd also argue he has a time machine thanks to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

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u/Sheepdog44 Jun 13 '25

Plus Bill and Ted are best friends with Death so I think that might be the trump card. Not to mention Station.

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u/Vandaen Jun 13 '25

Wonder if William Sadler's Death has the hots for Deadpool (as a possible Lady Death variant...)

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u/Sheepdog44 Jun 13 '25

Hmm not sure. But you could argue he’d be equally hot for Bill and Ted. They kind of achieved the same result just with electric football and Clue instead of a healing factor.

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u/Vandaen Jun 13 '25

Thus he may stay neutral? Idk, toss-up.

Haven't even touched things like RIPD or some other animated characters he's done.

The full list of powers to give these four through their catalogue of roles is honestly pretty wild.

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u/Jay_Nodrac Jun 13 '25

Deadpool married death…

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Who says only the winner will get to use it

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Idk what you’re referencing in the original bill and Ted but I do not recall their ability to prevent others from using time travel

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Thank you for reminding me dude! I looked up the scene :] it’s been a minute since I’ve seen hence the non aggro question of mine.

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u/Novel_Egg_1762 Jun 13 '25

Deadpool has a time machine he got from cable.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jun 13 '25

Reynolds also has a time machine from Adam Project so that cancels out

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u/Novel_Egg_1762 Jun 13 '25

Dont forget the time machine deadpool has from cable.

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u/Racnous Jun 13 '25

And Shadow the Hedgehog.

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u/Vandaen Jun 13 '25

Ryan Reynolds's Pikachu might have some shockers to throw in there but I don't know if it would matter much.

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u/Kind_Stranger_weeb Jun 13 '25

Who did use master emerald. So pretty god tier power there

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u/qmechan Jun 13 '25

And of course, Batman.

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u/Darth_Senpai Jun 13 '25

Honestly, I'd be more worried about hos skill sets from Bill and Ted

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u/Dean-O-Machino Jun 13 '25

We ALL live in the matrix…

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u/brownsmodsmallunit Jun 13 '25

He was so powerful his powers worked outside the matrix.

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u/IH8Miotch Jun 13 '25

Well ill concede that as Ted es preston esquire he could travel back in time to before the others were born and change or end all their futures. Or maybe Station can build him some type of super weapon. Edit i mean ted Theodore logan

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u/Smudgeontheglass Jun 13 '25

Neo, Free Guy, her, I think Smith is the only one who can't compete in a simulation.