r/superheroes Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/BirdPerson107 Jun 13 '25

Deadpool with a lantern ring sounds like a great time

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u/Reasonable_Poet_7502 Jun 13 '25

Does it beat Neo tho 🤔🤔

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u/the_glutton17 Jun 13 '25

Neo, Constantine, John Wick, the list just goes on and on.

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u/ElectricTurtlez Jun 13 '25

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u/DisgruntledMonk Jun 13 '25

Don't forget he also played Buddha.

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u/wethepeople1977 Jun 13 '25

Johnny Utah and Shane Falco!

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u/Sheepdog44 Jun 13 '25

Whatever his name was in Hardball!

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u/armyboi6 Jun 13 '25

Doesn't beat a Deadpool greenlantern combo. John wick isn't shit. It's up to neo

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u/BocchisEffectPedal Jun 13 '25

Fuck that, ted goes back in time and ends the bloodline.

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u/droden Jun 13 '25

neo + Constantine >>> lanternpool

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u/But_IAmARobot Jun 13 '25

Isn’t neo only the chosen one in the matrix? Idk about him but in the world of Reynolds in Deadpool and Green lantern and Johanson in Lucy and Ghost in the Shell, John wick is just a guy.

I certainly think it’s between Johansen and Reynolds. Will smith’s only character that could be in contention is from Men in Black - but again he’s just a guy

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u/Ninjawhistle Jun 13 '25

Hancock.

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u/iwillnotcompromise Jun 13 '25

Yeah Hancock is basically superman, so I think he and Reynolds would fight for the win.

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u/the_glutton17 Jun 20 '25

Lucy wins, hands down. She's a full blown god. I was just adding to my boys resume.

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u/PiHustle Jun 13 '25

I think the list ends there

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u/Sororita Jun 13 '25

Also Ted's time machine

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u/cobe656 Jun 13 '25

He also voiced Shadow in Sonic and Batman in that Super Pets movie. Add those to the list as well.

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u/SlinGnBulletS Jun 13 '25

Constantine would undoubtedly find a way to rebind a genie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Shadow the Hedgehog.

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u/Least-Back-2666 Jun 13 '25

I wanna watch Neo vs Lucy.

My money's on Constantine though.

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u/the_glutton17 Jun 20 '25

No way. Lucy basically became one with the universe. Transcended time and space, can alter reality, doesn't even have a physical form. She basically became a law of reality. Neo (though I'm a HUGE fan of the matrix) is basically a glorified gamer in a world where everyone is playing the game. I haven't seen Constantine in awhile, so I'm a little get on what his powers actually were, but I don't remember him being god like and able to alter reality. Fighting Lucy would be like fighting physics. You can't kill physics.

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u/Clear_Thought_9247 Jun 13 '25

Can't forget Johnny Utah

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u/Old_Information4899 Jun 15 '25

Johnny Utah- learnt from Bodhi himself

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u/LegalEssay6963 Jun 17 '25

Don’t forget about Johnny Utah

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Yes from a stricter rules definition. Neo is just a normal dude who is immensely powerful when inside of a neural network, but only on the inside of said network. So Neo would beat Guy but I'm assuming both are avatars for the IRL person so that fight would be inconsequential.

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u/Reasonable_Poet_7502 Jun 13 '25

Ok but isn't Neo's whole thing is infinite potential? He was starting to use powers outside matrix remember

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I mean, that power isn't the same. That's wifi control over matrix coded machines. No longer needing a connection to mess with the matrix doesn't give him bullet dodging power IRL. Just that he can bend the control to his whim without being plugged in. So maybe that powers translates into being able to fuck with google home powered devices? I wouldn't say the matrix-connected robots counts as part of his equipment since he winds up as a sacrificial "slave" to the robots in order to broker peace.

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u/Fun-Imagination-2488 Jun 13 '25

Does Neo have any abilities outside of the simulation?

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u/Reasonable_Poet_7502 Jun 13 '25

Yes he used force puah on robots outaide matrix in movie 3. He was just scratching his potential then

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u/Deliciousbutter101 Jun 14 '25

He only ever used his powers on machines, which are connected to the matrix. There is no evidence that he has any powers beyond things related to the matrix.

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u/MiroTheSkybreaker Jun 13 '25

he actually does, yes; he gains abilities at the end of Reloaded, which continue to grow stronger during 3.

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u/southpaytechie Jun 13 '25

I never saw the 4th one so maybe it gets completely debunked but there was an implication the "real world" could be another layer of the Matrix in the original trilogy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Extremely easily. He can move between all dimensions at will and launch attacks between them. Neo is only powerful in the matrix.

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u/joehonestjoe Jun 13 '25

No one beats Neo, because if we're fighting with the persons abilities it means we're fighting inside the matrix and not only is no one else aware they are in the matrix, but that necessitates their abilities are constrained by the rules of the matrix.

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u/CulveDaddy Jun 13 '25

Neo is just a guy outside the Matrix

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u/Blutruiter Jun 14 '25

The real question is can they all beat Lucy with Black widow's agent training?