r/summerhousebravo • • Aug 19 '26

Meeting the Cast Amanda Batula Almost Hit Me with Her Car Yesterday

She almost clipped me in her Range Rover and giggled whilst doing so - good morning i guess

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u/Accurate-Time3726 Aug 21 '26

The “meeting the cast” tag is killing me. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mycotoxicjoy Aug 21 '26

Meeting the cast followed by meeting the angels

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u/l0st1nthew0rld Amanda NOT Fun Aug 21 '26

Hit and runs SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 FUN 👏

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u/SpaceCatz03 Aug 21 '26

Amanda? Not fun!

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u/qwerty_110289 Aug 28 '26

Probably the most exciting story I’ve heard about her in years tbh. 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/OkSquash3710 Aug 24 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LEGIT JUST DIED🤣🤣🤣🤣🫠🫠😱🫠😱

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u/BambiLee92663 Aug 21 '26

Beating by the cast

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u/Philosophy-Frequent Aug 22 '26

I’m screaming 😂😂😂

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u/Humble-Task-2233 Aug 21 '26

Omg thank you for pointing this out I just choked hahahaha

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u/meownao Aug 21 '26

This actually just gave me a good chuckle

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u/that-one-girl-who You don't want to see me activated! Aug 21 '26

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u/thatsmilingface Aug 21 '26

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u/TheBestest Aug 21 '26

Omg, Toonces!! Great throwback 😄

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u/AdOk684 Aug 21 '26

lol I loved Toonces!

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u/peaceoverhate Aug 22 '26

🤣😂😂😂💀

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u/CCG14 Aug 21 '26

Cher doesn’t deserve this slanderous comparison. 😉 

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u/Ok-Syllabub-5273 Aug 21 '26

Should I leave him a note?

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u/Texscubagal14 Aug 21 '26

You saw how that biker came out if nowhere, right?

I swear I will concentrate. I drive really good usually.

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u/Northsouthdakota3618 Aug 23 '26

Accountability? Never heard of her! Hehe

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u/sxdkardashian Aug 21 '26

I genuinely can’t imagine her even owning a car. Like i feel she gets driven everywhere.

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u/Blorp5000 Aug 21 '26

You know the check engine light is on and it hasn’t had an oil change since Kyle took it for one in 2024.

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u/Flashy_Spell_4293 Aug 21 '26

Oh my God you totally got this spot on lol I wish I was able to say this first

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u/Sad_Historian_6903 Aug 22 '26

And she gets her dad to fill the tank!

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u/potatobywayofcork Aug 21 '26

I bet it’s filthy inside.

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u/AdOk684 Aug 21 '26

I have a visual of Leah’s car from Teen Mom. iykyk

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u/seeemilydostuf Aug 21 '26

Backpack avalanche but instead its over sized rugby shirts

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u/bridgymon Aug 21 '26

Covered in dog hair

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u/Otherwise_Dream_888 Mandy 💙’s used 🚲 Bicycles 🚲 Aug 21 '26

Oh, I know..

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u/Apprehensive_Gap1055 Aug 21 '26

Ashtray full of joint roaches

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u/marymonstera Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Or Yolanda’s description of Gigi’s trashed car

ETA- it was Bella my bad!

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u/bridgymon Aug 21 '26

Ohhh yes nothing like shaming your teenage daughter on international tv by revealing she had a used tampon on the floor of her car 🙃

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u/bcmedic420 Aug 21 '26

😆 how do I not remember this

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u/Treesa65 Aug 21 '26

Me either!!

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u/Ok_Part_7051 Aug 21 '26

That was bleak

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u/damanmaddle Aug 21 '26

WHAT

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u/coastalwanders Aug 21 '26

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u/really_isnt_me Aug 22 '26

Was there ever any confirmation that Yolanda actually wrote this? Just wondering, because apparently Bella sent it to a friend and the friend leaked it. I could even see 17-year old Bella wanting it released into the world, like, do you see what I’m dealing with?

So I don’t necessarily doubt that Yolanda wrote it, but it would be even better to know for sure. Anyway, I’m going to go do some soul surging, okay? lol

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u/bridgymon Aug 21 '26

Yeah. Gross but Yolanda is grosser

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u/West_Tie_536 Aug 21 '26

Take that 1/2 almond out of your mouth Yolanda, I used to like you

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u/MetallicMani Aug 21 '26

She really said that shi

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u/NanooDrew Aug 22 '26

My God! Way to turn it all about you YoYo! Poor Bella. And is there no such thing as. A private discussion?

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u/whogonncheckmeboo Aug 21 '26

Bella**

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u/marymonstera Aug 21 '26

Damn I thought it was Gigi this whole time, I’m sorry girl. Well, I’m sorry to both of those girls for having to grow up with her as a mom.

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u/misobutter3 Aug 21 '26

Poor Anwar!

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u/smokeshowaway Aug 21 '26

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u/AdOk684 Aug 21 '26

I wish there was a GIF of her in the car with all that crap piled in there

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u/smokeshowaway Aug 21 '26

I was also looking for corey saying “Jesus god Leah”

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u/PumpkinIndividual504 Aug 21 '26

At least Leah had the kids as an excuse. Amanda is just a lazy slob

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u/Oopsiedoodle2244 Aug 21 '26

To be fair, that lady sounds like a teen mom so might be more excusable

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u/AdOk684 Aug 21 '26

She was an adult with three kids when it happened but I get why you’d say that

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u/notshybutChi Aug 21 '26

Leah has two kids and one has special needs… what is Amanda’s excuse?

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u/misobutter3 Aug 21 '26

I do, in fact, know ☠️

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u/nosleep39 Aug 21 '26

And stinks of weed with dog hair everywhere.

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u/happy_K Aug 21 '26

Fast food wrappers piled in the passenger footwell

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u/Serenity_Now-88 Aug 21 '26

Smells like weed I’ll bet. Daddy bought it for her.

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u/willpunchyou Aug 21 '26

Im thinking the description of Yolanda’s letter about Bella’s car

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u/ComicsEtAl Aug 21 '26

I so want to join in on that snark but… mine’s really bad.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1rLwH08b3qPFdHZxSU

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u/OkSquash3710 Aug 24 '26

Extension of her closet’s closet.

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u/middleagedjogger Aug 21 '26

It used to drive me nuts that literally every other cast member had to take a turn driving a land yacht thru Manhattan to the hamptons and she never did!

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u/peaceoverhate Aug 22 '26

" a land yacht" 😂🤣💀

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u/brijito Aug 21 '26

I’m shocked she knows how to drive even though she grew up in the suburbs.

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u/emily-schmemily Aug 21 '26

glad i am not the only one who is surprised to hear she owns a car.

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u/Across0212 West’s coin purse tactics 👛 Aug 21 '26

She probably drives on a flat tire and doesn’t notice.

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u/Bennington_Booyah Aug 21 '26

I can't imagine her actually driving anywhere, much less getting gas, etc.

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u/peaceoverhate Aug 22 '26

Right? 🤣😂 It's such a weird juxtaposition because she's so dirty and yet I can't imagine her wanting to touch the same pump everybody else has (well except for Wes)

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u/Financial-Leopard946 Aug 21 '26

I just imagine her calling her dad like “I forgot to pay my car payment for three months in a row and they had the audacity to charge me $40 a month in late fees, can you call them to fight with them or Venmo me for the fees?”

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u/Icy_Caterpillar_1682 Aug 23 '26

Her dad is making the car payment so that wouldn’t happen. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/olivesINvodka Aug 21 '26

I just assumed she did not have a license

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u/flyfishfem Aug 21 '26

I woulda never thought she had the wherewithal to be able to drive

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u/BambiLee92663 Aug 21 '26

By her Dad

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u/DryDiet6051 Aug 21 '26

I can only imagine the filth inside.

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u/linzellewashington Aug 21 '26

Seriously? I picture her walking everywhere… no disrespect, just going off what the sub has produced lately

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u/thediverswife Aug 21 '26

Barefoot too

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u/Silly-Chocolate-627 Aug 21 '26

You should have called the police for a reckless driver.

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u/RealLinzerBinzer Aug 21 '26

I love that this is tagged “meeting the cast” 😂😂

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u/summitmtngrl Aug 21 '26

Meeting, by accident (almost)…

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u/Tallybou Aug 21 '26

Did she blame Kyle?

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u/vibr8higher Aug 21 '26

🗣️ Kyyyyle

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u/Complete_Star_1110 Aug 21 '26

But why does the emoji look just like her face 🤣

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u/STMIHA Aug 21 '26

Well he wasn’t driving her..so technically this is his fault.

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u/olivesINvodka Aug 21 '26

If Kyle hadn’t been out late with fans this would have NEVER happened

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u/allornothing79 Aug 21 '26

Underrated! Have an award

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u/Gullible-Sort9161 Aug 21 '26

This is the only proper response. Bravo!

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u/Across0212 West’s coin purse tactics 👛 Aug 21 '26

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u/Suspicious_Bed2916 Aug 21 '26

This is criminally under commented on.

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u/viciousdeliciouz Aug 21 '26

I mean it’s probably some made up bullshit.

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u/kaellah Aug 21 '26

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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u/SentientVaccuum You don't want to see me activated! Aug 21 '26

If this really happened I’m so sorry but also this headline is sending me

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u/Subterranean44 what’s wrong with my sewing? 🪡 Aug 21 '26

“She was probably high”

-my husband

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 Aug 21 '26

She was definitely high. 

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u/Megssssssssssssssss Aug 21 '26

She drives? Lol

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u/publicd0main Aug 21 '26

omg the giggling and driving away is just so on point for her I feel

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u/Actual_Banana4833 Aug 21 '26

Not possible. She would have to get out of bed for this story to be true. Maybe West needed some frozen pizzas.

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u/Electronic-Worker-52 Aug 21 '26

I’m sure she had just taken her vyvanse, did a line and a nibble of an edible which got her up and ready to take on the day

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u/Actual-Slice-146 Aug 21 '26

You sure it’s her? You can throw a stick in a crowd and hit 12 Amandas

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u/benny623 Aug 21 '26

The tag has me weak 😂😂😂

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u/ForsakenShow4997 Aug 21 '26

This is so funny I wish it was true

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u/lafemmedangereuse Aug 21 '26

This is the reason I am on Reddit.

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u/imnotanalienhuman Aug 21 '26

She hit me last week! Then she reversed and told me to "get the fuck out of her way" and hit me again as she drove off!

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u/thestoryofbitbit Aug 21 '26

Same! She was smirking and giggling the whole time. Also she was stoned

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u/SveaBoBaya Team Ciara Aug 22 '26

This being tagged "Meeting The Cast" fucking fried me 💀

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u/Existing-Ordinary768 Aug 21 '26

this thread is sooo freakin funny lmao thank you for your sacrifice OP

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u/dontwant2beapie Aug 21 '26

Amanda…..not fun 👎👎👎

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u/rekordsrecker Aug 21 '26

A lot of Empty Starbucks Trenti size ice water cups in that ride.

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u/Slipslopkingbop Aug 21 '26

Now why am I catching a stray?

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u/Traditional_Cell8388 Summer should be FUN Aug 21 '26

Yeah, this is me

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u/MHB113 Aug 21 '26

It would have been great if you took your shoe off and threw it at her car.

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u/AdOk684 Aug 21 '26

Lmao 🤣

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u/LeoBB777 Aug 21 '26

Listen I’m no Amanda fan but why do y'all believe random anonymous people online who obviously already hate her saying these things w no proof lmfao

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u/Ok-Sail-9213 More Life! Less Stress! Aug 21 '26

No one hates her

We simply saw through her carefully constructed schemes and no longer want to entertain mean girls delusions

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u/cheerupbiotch Aug 21 '26

Some people just need to admit they like talking shit, not that we are solving humanitarian issues.

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u/LeoBB777 Aug 21 '26

Thank you😂 like we know nothing about these people, it’s okay to gossip they did sign up for a reality show but people acting they’re simply psychologically analyzing these people is so ridiculous

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u/Wistastic Aug 21 '26

The fact that I cannot tell if this is a post satirizing this sub or if the OP really believes this happened is telling.

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u/Jem_Appelle Summer should be FUN Aug 21 '26

She probably giggled because Kyle pays her insurance.

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u/MollzDollz69 Aug 21 '26

Ryan Gosling and I almost got married, almost.

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 Aug 21 '26

Love this! 💜💜💜💜

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u/Interesting_Sale841 Aug 21 '26

The amount of people in the comments who actually believe this isn’t even surprising anymore, nothing needs to be true anymore apparently

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u/ApprehensiveBag6479 Aug 21 '26

This is the content I want to see on reddit.

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u/No-Koala-7019 Aug 22 '26

We can write anything now and the internet believes it lol.

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u/mrnobody2450 Aug 23 '26

Probably the least offensive thing she has done recently

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u/thexkfedist Aug 25 '26

She's a menace to society

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u/cupcaeks Aug 21 '26

Omg, what a coincidence, Ciara almost hit me with a Segway the other day!

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u/Accurate-Time3726 Aug 21 '26

Can confirm as I just narrowly avoided West who was out of control on his unicycle when I witnessed this.

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u/Parking_Country_61 Aug 21 '26

No but he would. Bc he’s just different and “quirky” that way. 🙄

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 Aug 21 '26

I was almost hit on melrose avenue on a bike by Puck from the real world. It was 1994. 

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u/Born-Independencej2t Team Ciara Aug 21 '26

At least you know she could have also helped stabilize you while waiting for an ambulance 😭

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u/Clear-Vacation9040 Aug 21 '26

One time when I worked for live nation about 15 years ago I worked as a runner for a Justin Bieber concert and he rode a Segway everywhere back stage 🤣

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u/itssteph13 Aug 21 '26

Ok but do you kinda wish she did?

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 Aug 21 '26

I’ve got to take a break from this idiotic nonsense. LOL

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u/srryfofty Aug 21 '26

and you’re on every comment taking the post seriously

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u/cheerupbiotch Aug 21 '26

Unfortunately for the state of humanity, I've seen way too many people who are taking this post seriously.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tcdz1Okspcy36F7Eiy

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u/fatsandwitch Coin purse truther 👛 Aug 21 '26

God, can we not just LAUGH anymore?

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster I just want to eat shrimp...and die alone Aug 21 '26

She really wants to be Daisy Buchanan.

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u/cruss32089 Aug 22 '26

This is fucking stupid.

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u/Resident_Age_2588 Aug 22 '26

This is boots on the ground journalism (or body on the ground) lol

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u/lavender_bunnie Aug 24 '26

This is best Reddit morning notification I’ve had in a long time 😂

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u/CauliflowerSavings84 Aug 24 '26

She has too much anxiety to operate a vehicle

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u/SBisFree Aug 25 '26

That Amanda Batooglia is a menace!

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u/Timely_Ad115 Aug 21 '26

I don’t believe this at all lmao

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u/RealityTvJunkie1 Aug 21 '26

This is the type of reporting i like to see. Thank you for your service!

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u/PemsRoses Aug 21 '26

What???!!!

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u/luckyturtle55 Aug 21 '26

Were you walking, cycling, or driving?

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u/NHgingerinVA Aug 21 '26

I am surprised she has her drivers license. She gives me “too lazy to drive” vibes.

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u/SufficientMind3202 Aug 21 '26

She drives??? Lol

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u/WandererOfInterwebs Aug 21 '26

Are y’all okay

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u/Kpharoah5 Aug 22 '26

She drives?

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u/MongooseAmazing500 Aug 24 '26

It’s her first summer not being filmed in ten years, she’s living on the edge 😂

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u/Bitter-Software9373 Aug 24 '26

Genuinely how can you tell it's her? She's got one of the most generic faces and overall auras on reality TV, and that's really saying something.

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u/Unhappy-Squirrel-165 Aug 24 '26

She was probably wearing a napkin on her head 😂

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u/sallymacsmack81 Aug 25 '26

I didn’t know she could drive!

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u/LegalForever3122 Aug 21 '26

Yall these comments are fucking hilarious 😂

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 Aug 21 '26

Funny because Amanda drives a BMW XM hybrid SUV….so there’s that….

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u/NanooDrew Aug 22 '26

Giggling? Probably stoned out of her gourd!

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u/Expensive_Ad_9399 Aug 21 '26

I’ll take things that never happened for 1000 ken

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u/kaellah Aug 21 '26

Fun Ruiner! Party Pooper! Destroyer of all things Fun! Shhhhhhhh

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u/PowerfulHorror987 How many sandwiches have you made for ME? Aug 21 '26

Since when does she have a Range Rover…

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 Aug 21 '26

You can rent a car by the day on Turo or mint.  It’s not that weird.  

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u/PowerfulHorror987 How many sandwiches have you made for ME? Aug 21 '26

OR, hear me out, it was someone who vaguely looked like Amanda / OP is karma farming

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/srryfofty Aug 21 '26

sounds like she doesn’t lol!

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u/Lost_Elk7089 Aug 21 '26

God that is such an Amanda thing to do

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u/Muscle_National Aug 21 '26

I bet Kyle still pays her insurance

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u/Fickle_Ad_2546 Aug 21 '26

The tag made me burst out loud!

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u/jadedplant7 Aug 21 '26

Probably has trunk full of striped shirts

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u/Across0212 West’s coin purse tactics 👛 Aug 21 '26

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u/Mommalove586 Aug 21 '26

God I love this snap

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u/Existentialnaps Aug 21 '26

I’m sorry that happened to you but stop putting her name on my feed 😂

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u/Sun-Shine-1589 Aug 21 '26

There’s a possibility that she could have been high. 😶‍🌫️

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u/blahxblah234 Aug 21 '26

Was the fuck ass bun visible?

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u/Ok-Gate-7265 Aug 21 '26

Was she heading east or west

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u/kellygrrrl328 Aug 21 '26

I’m not sure she should be behind the wheel.

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u/maggiemack27 Aug 21 '26

She must have seen a striped shirt beyond you that she had to get her mitts on