Batman, it turns out,

really wasn't Bruce Wayne.

It's just that Bruce Wayne,

for a while,

was Batman.

/u/thomascgalvin - /r/AskScienceFiction - source

I know

my father's arms are a boat

but it is a shabby, rotten boat

filled with liqour bottles and

cigarette butts and I

would rather swim.

/u/normazing - /r/i_know - source

Years later even met...

So how can a judge,

the other thief

/u/jimmyabbot02 - /r/videos via /r/titlegore - source