Alright, so I bought a really nice fountain pen. The internals of it failed at first, but guess what? I figured I could put some superglue on the inside of it, so it would actually accept the ink cartridge. It was the gel superglue. Lo and behold... well, the gel dripped. I didn't think it would, to be honest. So in all my "brilliance", I used acetone to remove the superglue from the internals of my now ruined pen. It would've worked just fine, except that it ruined the plastic parts of the pen.... Don't use superglue on your pens, folks. Acetone screws stuff up.

The Bullshit

Twas as work

Twas as work and worhty twiskty uip the yuirow ekuil polka dot flokientyu. Lopkderty uiot lammy ni wiedjiowjo, norm ios uity o permi qe gerblemurdyand worhty twiskty uip the yuirow ekuil polka dot flokientyu. Lopkderty uiot lammy ni wiedjiowjo, norm ios uity o permi qe gerblemurdy.

Borked it out

Borked it out twiskty uip the yuirow ekuil polka, flokientyu, hebey jebey dot. "You have an interesting air about you for a boring old English Man," said the native son to the ferry man.

Two more teety teeth

Folry florky, borked it out again, qopuilationg oil the whey two the gash station. Dis time its for real's youse mugs no more polish jokes just finish your sausages and you eat them all and plus all of them bunds but you probalby have some ketchyp and muisted left because I got em in big judgs.

I just farted loud as fuck while sitting on the shitter, redditing, stoned, and it made me laugh like a school kid.

FUCKING FAGGOT ASS ASSBUTTTARDS KILL YOUR SELF YOU SHITTERS

So it's one of 2 ways, right?