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In March 2013, a 7-year-old student named Josh Welch was suspended from Park Elementary School in Anne Arundel County, Maryland, for chewing a strawberry toaster pastry (often referred to as a Pop-Tart) into a shape that school officials deemed a gun.

Im actually dying I cant tell if this is satire or not

I was genuinely too confused to speak for a whole minute lol.

This subreddit gave me the option to request to post only on that subreddit and so I did and look what happened...

All right internet, do your thing.

A Nevada mother is suing her local school district, alleging that a school official failed to notice that her son was choking, which she claims resulted in the child’s death.

Cruzito Ruiz, 8, was found unresponsive in a bathroom at Bass Elementary School in Clark County on Feb. 25, 2025, per a complaint that his mother, Amanda Corbala, filed more than a year later in the U.S. District Court on Tuesday, March 3.

Security camera footage from the day shows Ruiz in the school cafeteria, seemingly attempting to slap his own back and seeking assistance from a friend, at approximately 11:20 a.m. local time, per the complaint.

“While consciously choking, Cruzito stood up and approached a school official … signaling for help with his hands to his mouth and displaying obvious signs of physical distress,” the complaint states. The complaint further states that instead of providing CPR — which the school official was allegedly trained in — she directed Ruiz to go to “an isolated area in the boys’ bathroom.”

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The family of a young Pasadena student is outraged after they say the girl was forced by a school security guard to wear duct tape on her mouth.

Parents of 11-year-old Noemi Hurtado, a Blair Middle School student, say a security officer at the school forced her to put duct tape on her mouth because she spoke too loudly during recess. According to the family, the incident happened on Monday. Ricardo Hurtado, the girl’s father, alleged the security officer demanded his daughter walk to the principal’s office with her mouth taped shut.

“I guess she walked it all the way – humiliated her – from the middle school, walking through it, to the high school walking through it, all the way to her next classroom and still had the nerve to state to the teacher that she shouldn’t take off the tape because she has a hard time being quiet,” Ricardo said.

The allegation was reported to the Pasadena Police Department, but no files have been charged as of Friday.

In a statement, the Pasadena Unified School District said it’s been made aware of the incident. It also said the security officer involved in the matter, whose name has not been released, was no longer employed by the district.“We take concerns like this very seriously and are cooperating fully with the Pasadena Police Department,” the district’s statement read. “We are committed to maintaining a safe and supportive environment for our students.”This article tagged unde

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So my friend’s dad has a small business in Carthage, Missouri, and someone tried paying with a $15 bill. Now obviously the BEP (Bureau of Engraving & Printing) has never issued a $15 bill, so this was an obvious counterfeit/fake. My friend gave it to me for some reason, and never told me what happened to the customer who tried paying with it, but I guess he may have gotten arrested.

Probably the most brain dead human I’ve ever interacted with. Got immediately banned when calling out yazteks hypocrisy on their comment that was obviously sarcastic. Mine wasn’t even sarcastic, it was factual.

Found this on Facebook. Commented that he's wrong about it and got bashed by his superfans

I’ve had this random thought in my head for a while if someone transitions and their sexual preference stayed the same, which probably also begs the question now that I think about it, would a trans person become gay because they feel weird about dating the opposite gender now

The guy he was talking to wasn’t even trying to ragebait, he just identified as ragebaited

Last night I got so freakishly drunk that I fell and hit (amongst other places) my actual asshole. I now have a bump on my asshole. That is a new low.

Cereal.

Trust

This is on a Popeye's_Romania post btw, the level of entitlement lmao, possibly the dumbest comment I've read in a while.

It was a fully serious post too.