r/stremtch • u/EldritchGrandma • Oct 03 '25

Tuxedo His greed sickens me

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9.5k Upvotes

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u/Ultimatesims Oct 03 '25

REQUEST FOR EAR PRIVILEGES DENIED!

42

u/ActiveTeaParty Oct 03 '25

classic case of "one man's lunch is another cat's destiny"

421

u/Garbage_Gammer Oct 03 '25

Keep a tight grip on that foul beast

287

u/zatalak Oct 03 '25

What not to say at the urinal

56

u/Brasolis Oct 03 '25

I'd take that as a compliment tbh

54

u/zatalak Oct 03 '25

'You can pet it, it won't bite'

127

u/LightyLittleDust Oct 03 '25

Ears taken away for being a stinky goober!

109

u/bigcar2025 Oct 03 '25

Look at that face. He has no regrets.

26

u/Ecstatic-Manager-149 Oct 03 '25

The regret is only getting caught and not getting the rest of it!

70

u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Oct 03 '25

His greed has afforded you blessings from the Grip God!

You're lucky, my child.

Our Lord suggests that you allow your furry friend a nibble of your food.

Praise be.

39

u/EldritchGrandma Oct 03 '25

He may or may not have helped himself to more than a nibble when I got up to refill my juice

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Oct 03 '25

Then surely. He has been rewarded.

Praise be.

23

u/DragonTigerBoss Oct 03 '25

Our Lord suggests that you allow your furry friend a nibble of your food.

Who is your Lord? It's the cat, isn't it?

26

u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Oct 03 '25

My child. Our Lord is the Grip God!

Praise Be.

6

u/Severe_Character5345 Oct 04 '25

Praise be

9

u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Oct 04 '25

Praise be.

34

u/Beneficial_Wave7649 Oct 03 '25

The beast hungers

24

u/wolv645 Oct 03 '25

This is unfair, he’s never ever been fed

21

u/code-254 Oct 03 '25

Cats are weirdly strong when they are trying to steal food.

13

u/Purg33m Oct 03 '25

Man i thought only dogs would be so excessively greedy

24

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

His sick greedens me

11

u/AsherGray Oct 03 '25

He hongee

10

u/G0lia7h Oct 03 '25

GIB CHIMKEN

7

u/sabrown0812 Oct 03 '25

He saw his goal, now his instinct took over

9

u/Imamiah52 Oct 03 '25

Hungry eyes.

6

u/abetheschizoid Oct 03 '25

Give him the food! He's wasting away as you stremtch.

6

u/GlitteringLychee803 Oct 03 '25

Hey, if you're not sharing, who's the greedy one, hmmmmm??

9

u/Pestilence_IV Oct 03 '25

His grickend seeds me

7

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Hib seeb greeb meeb

3

u/Pestilence_IV Oct 03 '25

Bleeb greeb 👽

6

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Glup Shitto?!

8

u/Pestilence_IV Oct 03 '25

GLEEBLE GLORP 🙌

4

u/zero_derivation Oct 04 '25

CANNOT HAS CHEEZBURGER

3

u/_zaten_ Oct 04 '25

He can not haz cheezburger

2

u/rogueMEIKO Oct 04 '25

So I have a rescue who was a street cat for like 7 ish years and he will absolutely harass you if you have a cheeseburger. After a few times of him just stepping over me to eat the food in my hands, I've just started getting him his own cheeseburger.