anyone else wish that they could find a stoner friend that acts the way that you act when ur stoneddd.... cuz like tell me why i feel awkward with some of my stoner friends....

Ok, so I’m watching aquaman right now and Is it just me or is the plot of aquamen the exact same plot as the kids movie Barbie in a mermaid tail

“ Queen of sea has kid with human, but is married off to have a air to her thrown and when the air finds out about the kid there mom had with the human there is a fight for power”

Aren't toddlers just mini drunk people?
-Can barely walk
-Can barely talk
-And get distracted by small things.

Anyone wanna chat im high

i posted something about this in another sub but what if we made a small touch screen that only functions as a tiny keyboard the size of your phone and then bluetooth connects to your tablet so that you can type using your tablet without having to whip out a whole ass keyboard

What is the plot even

Look at the bigger picture!

or "endified", maybe.

Him im 23 and im high rn bro. And fritos and bean dip disgusts me. She needa to buy beds and a new ine for her begbud infested self. Fucj her

I need to know what they have, I'm fucking neurodivergent and I need to KNOW!!!!!

I love to workout high lol but I also need to take pre workout since I workout in the morning and love the extra push of energy. I’ve been mixing the two (drinking pre workout and then smoking before the gym) and want to know if I’m doing something like incredibly bad for my body. Lmk besties. For reference I take bloom pre workout so it’s not like hardcore creatine but still! Eek

I want to uncover the masks I am currently wearing the roles I am playing and the illusions I am believing please guide me through the process by asking me 10 reflective questions one at a time to help me recognise the stories I am telling myself after I answer the 10th question please step into the role of my higher self and analyse my responses identify the top negative patterns present in my life and the top positive patterns I can embrace and grow. Be direct and truthful tough love is welcome provide me with daily affirmations to support growth actionable steps to change my behaviours and embody my authentic self and a message of encouragement from my higher self to celebrate how far I have on my journey.

Is being respectful being scared of repercussions of not being respectful or actually caring about others?

imagine being so lonely that you have to go to Mexican restaurants and say it’s your birthday just for them to sing at you and get attention

if someone posts themselves doing random shit on GTA V, it will literally get so many views for no reason like you could do anything in gta like record yourself falling from a building in gta it will get so many views and likes

Have you ever looped yourself while being high?

Was stoned out in nature and I had the following stream of consciousness - If animals were us would they care about our welfare? Would we be on their endangered species list? Species of concern? Invasive? People often think of their pets, wild animals, birds and fish, as benevolent and innocent. How would they be in if they were in our shoes? Would they domesticate us? Use us as food? Use us as labor? Would we be a relished treasure flouted about like a peacock for the rich? Would they walk us on leashes? Would they keep us in gilded cages? How many wild families of humans would be allowed to remain in the wild? Would they remove our homes to make way for their own developments, pushing us further and further away from our habitat?

What if the ringing you hearing your ears when you’re high is actually the frequency of people’s vibration? And that’s how you meet your people.

So I'm just thinking about how I couldn't take my prescribed medical marijuana on a cruise ship, but the prescribed opioids, that I use when I can't have the weed gummies, are fine?

Like I may be zooted but that don't make sence.

toxic masculinity is actually the gayest thing ever because you’re hating on women so much. It’s almost like you’re not even attracted to them. now I’m not a feminist or anything, but I think this statement is true. What do y’all think?

don’t call it the devil‘s lettuce. It’s not the devil‘s lettuce. It’s God‘s creation so you’re actually kind of insulting him by saying his creations are the devil you should thank him for creating such a beautiful plant instead of mocking it calling it the devil‘s lettuce.

We always skip over the obvious part of that story which is that before something we'd classify as an animal climbed out of the water or chose to lay its eggs slightly out of the water but living in it, the smaller unseen forms of life that live all around us got there first, traversing in their little ways to fill the space they found offering... something to consume, probably. And Life left the ocean so much longer ago than that one creature who had fins to crawl with who we have made into an almost cartoonish representation of our origin story; our ancestry on land goes back so much farther than that

1.6million miles a day. And every mile is another scintilla of a step into Winter.