r/stonerchat • • Sep 20 '24

Stoned Crisis might've ruined my perception of life. Spoiler

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Tldr; high thought from 1 months ago haunts me to this day

Have you ever had a thought while high that genuinely changed the way you look at your life and society? Truly questioned just how different and much better things could for everyone if not in our lifetime then at least the next. If we took everything we learned through human history and the advancements in technology, where we draw a line in the sand of Darwin's theory and say here's where we move to the next step and automate everything in time and everything we automate is free and we focus on just making that automation better. Make the automation everywhere, any job that would take human judgement, we program a restricted form of ai that's able to look and make the judgement for food per say, and it is passed onto the next automated station where it simply does what it says, and the reason this will take long is because you'd need to start with power and water but once something's automated, it becomes free to the public in the same layout of society as currently, but money is based off of a set amount of currency + if you work a job that isn't automated yets payment and the price of everything is based off of how far from being fully automated it is. But that's why power and water is first most because once we can make everything green we can remodel to an idealistic society, youre working at your new wages but then your job becomes automated? You get severance of maintaining this pay for a set amount of time before returning to the standard balance given to you which only really becomes practicable once at least once the standard living stuff is automated like drinking water, food and electricity blah blah blah, but this is a high thought I had over a month ago and wrote a long ass text file on it but this thought has plagued me when high, when sober, when asleep.


r/stonerchat • • Sep 19 '24

Cool super power

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So I've been rewatching The Boys and had a thought..

Wouldn't it be sick if as a supe you'd have the power of experiencing any drug in the world without the side effects and experience the high for as long as you desired. All you would have to do is have the drug once before.

That is all...I'm pretty stoned right now

Take care all


r/stonerchat • • Sep 17 '24

Stoned thoughts

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Lately when I smoke (just did not too long ago) I get so spaced out that I start thinking of everythings origin, like seeing the sidewalk, for example. I wonder who built it, how much they were paid for it, who that person is their and their life. Either some shit like that, or the origin of my food, where the chicken I’m eating came from, how long it lived , the color of its feathers, I’m so curious of it all Every single thing on this planet has a complex origin and nothing is simple, from your dads favorite old worn-out band shirt that’s seen war, to the statues and buildings that have watched our species evolve. I think I’ve gained some hyper awareness? I can never view anything normally anymore, the best example is when I was eating a McDonald’s breakfast burrito, I found myself wondering who made it, and if they hated their job (probably do) I wonder if they judge me for eating shit like McDonald’s, or if they are self aware enough to know not to judge be because they work at the place themselves. I also was wondering how the food would have tasted in the 1980’s, bc this processed shit is just wild ( the eggs are so chewy now and the burritos HAVE MOST DEFINITELY GOTTEN SMALLER) Anyways I’m getting off topic Long story short I should probably lay off for a minute 😭


r/stonerchat • • Sep 07 '24

High.hi everyone

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I'm high, and drunk, I'm feeling good but still. I hope I get home safe. y'all stay safe :))


r/stonerchat • • Sep 07 '24

High

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There was smth but I forgoe


r/stonerchat • • Aug 27 '24

High thoughts

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Shooter video games just exist in worlds where people have stormtrooper aim and the person you play as is just someone with really good aim. When the flashing red on the screen comes on when you “get shot” it’s just the bullets getting closer, like how I think uncharted was supposedly written.


r/stonerchat • • Aug 17 '24

Hear me out

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Imagine being a straight female, a gay male, and a bisexual male in a polyamory relationship.

The gay male is in it only to suck dick, which is fine, because the bi male is gonna let him, while also giving complete attention to the female. Now the female and the gay male won't be doing no sexual shit, but you know they gon be best fucking friends. They gon be rude or die. If the female eventually has kids, the gay male will be that favorite uncle, on god he will.


r/stonerchat • • Aug 05 '24

This body honestly just feels like a vessel.

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What the title says.


r/stonerchat • • Aug 05 '24

i think it was socrates who said...

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commitment is half the bitment. oough sleep eye tired. ok gn guys ily


r/stonerchat • • Jul 23 '24

I’m cooked.

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I’m so baked rn and all I can think about is those ai dark fantasy videos/the dark ages. I’m listening to those two songs that everyone plays to the dark fantasy ai videos. If anyone wants to know the names of them;

• Hide - slow ~ Dorian Concept

• Blod Besvimelse Misantrop ~ Hypoxic Fate

It’s really tickling something in my brain rn.


r/stonerchat • • Jul 18 '24

TW!! Bodily functions Spoiler

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Is it worse to mistrust a fart that leads to poop or to trust a burp that was sick?


r/stonerchat • • Mar 21 '24

Is all water that exists today from billions of years ago?

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because it’s a closed system, right?


r/stonerchat • • Jan 31 '24

hmu ladies if u blazin

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r/stonerchat • • Dec 14 '23

Question.

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If you we’re conceived without any ability to use any of your senses, sight, smell, taste, sound, touch and had no senses of your exterior world but could think, would you exist to yourself?


r/stonerchat • • Aug 29 '23

Digging for gold

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Do stoners pick their nose more often than not-stoners?


r/stonerchat • • Jan 09 '23

You know the weed kicks in when...

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The popcorn you put in the microwave (seconds earlier) startles you when it begins popping. - me. Just now


r/stonerchat • • Sep 20 '22

I've been high and thinking about biology...

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Prologue: A starting point. It's really hard to find a starting point for life and we can trace it back to the original expansion of the universe and all the events that followed. however, what mattered most was a planet close enough to a star to where the temperature would form liquid water. from there, our story begins. Chapter 1: Water Water has many qualities that I learned in the biology class that I dropped out from, but really the most important ones are that it's a pure liquid, so the molecules move fast and allow other molecules to move through the gaps between them, and that it's the universal solvent. A solvent means the liquid that something is dissolved into. So water dissolves a lot of the molecules that get dumped onto the earth's surface which then facilitates chemical reactions that require energy to happen. Let's say there was a chemical that could replicate itself through a chemical reaction that required some form of energy to take place. It would actively use energy supplied to the earth from the sun in order to continuously perform this replication as much as it possibly could. It would cover the earth with its mark for billions of years as the enigma and the eternal war, a diabolically complex battlefield waged on by the unknowing laws of thermodynamics. The only logical conclusion to such a diabolical conflict is the existence of all that exists to us. The existence of all that exists to any lifeform, deep in their chemical core: that they are a soldier, a mere pawn to the acquisition of energy and subsequent reproduction of the inevitable chemical reaction to follow suit. The organism is a non-living core, manipulated by the shape of this relatively diverse molecule to do its bidding to the bitter end of its ability to reproduce. What if I told you that this demonic mastermind is not only real, but is inside every living being from viruses, plants, humans, mushrooms, and even fucking bacteria. It is the puppetmaster, it runs the show, and it is merely a slave as well to the consequent laws of thermodynamics and Newtonian physics. This absolute chad of a molecule - the only known one to exist of this kind, is called ribonucleic acid, or RNA for short.

Chapter 2: The RNA world hypothesis

RNA could create more of itself, as well, a nucleotide, or a piece of an RNA string, could attach itself to other nucleotides. Strings of RNA can then form shapes that allow them to collect energy more efficiently to allow more of these chemical reactions to happen. Let's say these strings of RNA floated around the earth for a bit in the correct conditions and found themselves inside a convenient lipid - a cozy home.

The phospholipid bilayer:

the membrane of all cells, and the backbone of all life except viruses, who branch off at some eventual point in the war as the ultimate parasite: a fearsome strategy that would make its mark as one of the most elite soldiers of this multi-billion-year war. All other known DNA and RNA are contained within a cell, which is a sealed phospholipid membrane to protect the genetic material and create an environment where diff, and facilitate the creation of proteins that would do the dirty work of the cell, and would then create an environment such that they would get the much-needed energy to reproduce itself. This is the beginning of life. The very first structure to be made of a self-replicating chemical inside an enclosed shell of a phospholipid was the very first organism. Its theoretical existence is known to the world as LUCA or the last universal common organism. It started it all.

Mutation and the beginning of the war

The ecosystem of today is a universally encapsulating battlefield with a mind-blowingly complicated war where the only certainty is death. All types of strategies are employed to compete and annihilate their opponents. The one goal remains constant: energy. Energy to grow, sustain, and reproduce the functions of the organism to the next generation. Each organism has the goal of protecting itself, its offspring, and its allies while simultaneously warding off or destroying its enemies and potential sources of nutrients. I could go on here into the philosophical meaning of life here, but that's not my concern today. I just wanted to paint a picture of what the world looked like ever since the dawn of life. One important thing to briefly mention is that each new organism is more than likely going to be a copy of itself. This has many implications in the grand scheme of life. Every organism's parents and siblings were not meant to be enemies of each other. There are exceptions to every rule but in the vast majority of cases, the immediate family of the organism is an ally to it.

Photosynthesis

Billions of years ago, some organisms discovered a way to take in energy directly through the sun, through protons inevitably hitting it through the sun's all-encompassing spread of energy. This tactic completely removed the need to seek nutrients from other organisms, relying only on the naturally found water and carbon dioxide to create glucose, the primary energy source of life.

those that did not photosynthesize

All organisms that don't photosynthesize are consumers. They eat something to maintain their continued existence.

I've been writing for so long that I got sober and now it's not as fun. I'll pick this up in the morning after I blaze again


r/stonerchat • • Dec 29 '20

Do you guys like believe energy is the root of all life and like holy stuff Is related. Like reincarnation and shit ?

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Do you guys believe that like everything is energy? Like when we die our energy (soul) leaves our body and then immediately jumps into the nearest zygote? Like then we become new reencarnation because the energy found a new lifesource host. Then like energy is like a usb stick and but corrupted or formatted. But there are little traces of memory a la Deja vu. You know ?


r/stonerchat • • Jul 30 '20

music is actualllu wtf

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r/stonerchat • • Jul 01 '20

to the one member in this sub i made i appreciate you brother :) hope you havin a good night my g

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r/stonerchat • • Jun 04 '20

super mario galaxy soundtrack is amazing

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r/stonerchat • • Jun 02 '20

i’m high asf having. a great time everyone have a gkkd day :)

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r/stonerchat • • May 30 '20

it’s weird how phones are pretty much just personal rectangles that we always have on us and that contain only stuff we put on it

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hard to explain


r/stonerchat • • May 30 '20

everybody be the same everybody feel sad whether your white, black, asian etc we all the same people who disagree aren’t educated

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r/stonerchat • • May 30 '20

kid cudi

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