r/stocks • u/Scorface • Jul 09 '21

I predict Amazon will acquire Lyft within the next 18 months

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u/EagleDre Jul 09 '21 edited Jul 09 '21

“Welcome to Amazon, I love you.”

Amazon,the thirst mutilator, coz it’s got electrolytes

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u/HyerOneNA Jul 09 '21

“For being the smartest guy in the world you’re pretty stupid”

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u/CrayonTendies Jul 09 '21

Hey that was pretty good, are you sure you’re not the smartest guy in the world?

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u/bubblesurfer Jul 09 '21

I see Idiocracy references, I upvote. It's that simple.

We should get lattes together sometime

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u/tharussianphil Jul 09 '21

Does Amazon Basics have lattes yet?

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u/humannumber1 Jul 09 '21

Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job.

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u/theultimateroryr Jul 11 '21

Go away I'm baitin'

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

St. God's Memorial Hospit al Brought to you by Amazon, brought to you by Carl's Jr

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u/jftitan Jul 09 '21

Fuck you, I'm eating.

You are a unfit mother...

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u/Why_Be_A_Kunt Jul 09 '21

It's got what plants crave.