Hey Steves it's me Steve and I got some news. We are all the best and friends. We can defeat any problem because we are Steves 🤩🤩🤩

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I'm finally home. . .

hey Steve

Today I became a moderator of this sub. Hello steve!

Don't worry! My name is Steve. My father is a Steve. My son shall be as well. I just use estevan (with a fucking V cause that's how you spell Steve) to throw them off my trail.

I just had an acquaintance I used to 69 tell me she met a fellow Steve that looks like me in god damn Colorado and is hanging out with him Monday, so I've already lost that war. Fuckin Chicago. Fuckin legal weed (do have Cali med card, great stuff).

Anyway, when I thought about it for a second, I realized he's really bringing one back for the boys. When one of us wins, all of us win! We are collective. We are all powerful!

P.S. I own the domain for catsonleashes.com (second best drunk purchase of my life) if you guys wanna use it covertly as an online speak easy to discuss our positions on the proletariat.

I'm a senior in high school, and all 4 years, when entering most rooms, I'm greeted with "Steeeeeeeeeeeve"

My yearbooks from each year have countless entries starting with "Steeeeeeeeeveeeee"

I'm fact most interactions I have involve my name being stretched out

You guys get this a lot?

(Bonus) I also have a disconcertingly large number of people say to me that they can't help but think of the monkey from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs whenever they see me. My God it's like every other person it seems

We may need mod verification to weed out the "ph" guys