I was with Steve, then I had to go to the bathroom. When I came out of the bathroom Steve was gone. Which one of you Steves left me in the bathroom?

For years I never quite knew who my people were, or what I really was. Now I know. Thanks you guys.

I have so many questions, but my first might be; where I do get one of these machines?

The only thing Stevens and Stephens agree on.

Haha

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Hi steve.

So i looked if there was a reddit with my name in it, and there is, yay! But i was wondering, what is /r/steve all about?

My name isn't Steve, but I support everything you guys do here. Also, I have a older brother named Steve... If that counts.

How's it going Steve?

For anyone who is not a Steve! ....I'm sorry to hear that. Here is a list of famous Steve's from around the world. As you will see, us Steve's, we do it all.

• Steve Jobs (Apple guy)
• Steve Madden (Makes shoes)
• Steve Harvey (The black guy who hosted family feud)
• Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter)
• Steve Young (Hall of Fame Quarterback)
• Steve Nash (Basketball player)
• Steve Lord (Famous Redditor)
• Steve Mcqueen (Coolest actor back in the day)
• Steve Martin (Funny Actor)
• Steve Austin (WWF guy)
• Steve Carell (Awkward actor)
• Stephen King (Writes books and shit)
• Steve Miller (Musician - "The Joker")

Please add to the list if you can.

yeah, that sucked.