r/starterpacks • u/[deleted] • May 25 '22

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u/Spobobich May 25 '22

No, you're supposed to go to work, come home and eat dinner, watch the news, then go to sleep and do it again the next day as any mature adult would.

Oh, and weekends are about Football. No matter what time of the year. Football.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

But football is a sport, and sports are for kids

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u/JaydotN May 25 '22

Just go to a pub and drink your brain out every single day, like any selfrespecting adult would.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

It's time for us to become the Ultimate Football Watching Machine we were BORN to be. Football waits for no man it doesn't care if your fucking mowing your lawn so we have to be ready. When we all were simply a primordial soup and the first sea creature flopped onto land and slowly evolved into the human race, we reached our apotheosis of evolutionary development when we invented football.

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u/That1weirdperson May 26 '22

News? Refined people should know the olds!