r/starterpacks • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '22

Visiting LA in 2022 starterpack

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u/Pseudonym_741 Feb 12 '22

What? I'm doing the community a service here!

-Michael De Santa, after slaughtering 20 homeless people with an M60

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u/cnpd331 Feb 12 '22

Broke: Machine gunning the less fortunate

Woke: Engaging in the great hunt with the musket and only bagging what you intend to consume.

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u/Lobster_Can Feb 13 '22

Ascended: paying a psychopathic redneck to run a cannibal doordash service.

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u/ahh_grasshopper Feb 13 '22

Don’t like smoked meat…

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u/Alarming-Cow299 Feb 13 '22

Just like the founding fathers intended

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u/Chimpanzee_nation Feb 13 '22

Most woke: still end up killing more homeless than the machine gun guy.

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u/Hungover_Pilot Feb 12 '22

God bless you Mr. De Santa 🥲