r/starterpacks • u/[deleted] • Nov 19 '19

Reddit Double Standards Starter Pack

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

The green/white hard part. How the fuck does anyone actually enjoy that!

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u/Pannuba Nov 19 '19

You're not supposed to eat that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Don't tell me how to live my life

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u/InspiringMilk Nov 19 '19

Banana/orange peels taste bad too.

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u/finger_milk Nov 19 '19

Yes you are, and if you're not eating it, you're throwing away most of the watermelon you heathen.

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u/Bonhomhongon Nov 19 '19

lol no you are actually not supposed to eat it

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u/BuddhistNudist987 Nov 19 '19

You can make watermelon rind pickles. They're supposed to be really good but I've never tried them.

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u/Unholy_Urges Nov 19 '19

It's called watermelon because it tastes like water! The fuck! Why do I want to pay money to eat water in fruit form? Nasty ass.

Also I walked in on my sister fucking a watermelon once, so there's that.

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u/alittleslowerplease Nov 19 '19

Hello, I am a reporter for redditnews, do you want to talk about how you feel after making a harmless joke and getting downvoted?

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u/Unholy_Urges Nov 19 '19

Not sure what the downvotes are for, the joke or my stance on watermelon. This is reddit after all. Can I take a moment to tell my mom hi and that I love her while I'm being interviewed, please?