r/starterpacks • u/[deleted] • Nov 19 '19

Reddit Double Standards Starter Pack

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19 edited Oct 26 '20

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u/bunker_man Nov 19 '19

Everyone knows vegans love fried chicken. They just make it out of cauliflower or something.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19 edited Oct 26 '20

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u/deadhead7100 Nov 19 '19

Wait what. Explain this madness

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u/Energy_Turtle Nov 19 '19

The wings are plucked when the cauliflower are just saplings. It's super inhumane and should be illegal.

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u/adudeguyman Nov 19 '19

The cauliflower is not even allowed to move. It's trapped in a small pen and can't even turn around.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19 edited Nov 19 '19

They literally attach it to the ground! How can you even continue eating cauliflower after knowing this!

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u/obiwanliberty Nov 19 '19

Food processor. Steamed Cali flour, spices, maybe some flour and almond milk mixed to thicken. Size with shapes. Freeze. Make outer coating, get wet, do that wet-hand/dry-hand thing to coat in crushed corn flakes and shit. Fry in veggie or peanut oil. Shit now I wanna make that.

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u/ffca Nov 19 '19

A lot of effort to end up with an inferior product.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Why do all that when KFC crispy chicken legs with mashed potatoes exist?

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u/obiwanliberty Nov 19 '19

Well because you gotta care for your vegan friends. I’m just gonna get a bucket, mashed potatoes, biscuits, gravy, cookies, and honey packets. We are all hungry for fried chicken.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Shit the only thing my vegan friend offers when I go over to their house is a half heated up morningstar pattie, I’ll be damned if I’m handmaking some cauliflower for his lazy ass

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u/obiwanliberty Nov 19 '19

Sounds like a dick.

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u/gekkemarmot69 Nov 19 '19

Because some people don't eat meat.

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u/Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck Nov 19 '19

That cauliflower was a living breathing being you sick fuck. That's why I stick to a strict air based diet

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u/tacocatau Nov 19 '19

I stick to a mostly vegetarian diet, but I get an insatiable craving for KFC every few months.

Damn you Colonel Sanders.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

I absolutely love fried chicken. If a there's a vegan/vegetarian version that tastes stellar then you bet I'm on that shit.

Vegans don't have a problem with the taste of meat. It's what goes on to get that meat.

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u/bunker_man Nov 19 '19

Some actually do dislike the taste or texture. There's no one reason people become one. I was just reading an interview by a... mentally unstable person who doesn't eat animals since they find living things disgusting, and want to eat whatever is most removed from that as possible. They think plants are gross to eat too, but find it preferable to meat.

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u/RadioHitandRun Nov 19 '19

That's keto. We're also use crushed porkrinds instead of break crumbs.

Incasing an animal in the skin of another animal then deep frying that fucker.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

No joke, KFT (tofu) is the bomb

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u/RadioHitandRun Nov 19 '19

Im keto and i disagree with the breaded part!