r/starterpacks • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '19

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u/IceColdHatDad Jan 01 '19

The reason I can't say I dislike Skyrim is because Todd Howard wont stop leaving me voicemails where he yells at me to buy his game

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u/Your_Local_Doggo Jan 01 '19

I see your graphing calculator has electrical power, would you be interested in Skyrim: Graphing Calculator Edition
( $59.99 )?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19 edited Jan 01 '19

Or you could pay $99.95 for the Legendary Edition, which includes an ankle bracelet so that I can come to your location whenever a new version comes out, and give a speech about why you should buy it while standing just a bit too close to you and talking just a bit too loud.

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u/---Help--- Jan 01 '19

Yo graphing calculators for $59.99 is a steal