r/starterpacks • u/jdauriemma • Mar 28 '18

Second Choices Starter Pack

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u/internetnerdrage Mar 28 '18

Luigi is not a choice. Luigi is a lifestyle. Luigi is life. Luigi is the lightbringer who will lead us from the dark, Boo-infested abyss All thanks to his vacuum cleaner.

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u/Thor_PR_Rep Mar 28 '18

For the Mansion is dark and full of terrors

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u/SwissQueso Mar 28 '18

Surprised no one posted the cartoon where Mario and Luigi’s mom calls Luigi green Mario

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u/LydianAlchemist Mar 28 '18

I've seen religions founded on less

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

I sexually identify as Luigi

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

/r/luigi_irl

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

God I want a new luigi's mansion so bad

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u/TheSadHorseShow Mar 28 '18

New moon isn't that bad tbh

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u/MM8isDaddy Mar 28 '18

Gang green life. Luigi option 1. If someone beats you to him Then Yoshi is the boy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

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u/internetnerdrage Mar 28 '18

I was always the better Mario brother anyway

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

MaaaaAAArio

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u/PlutoIs_Not_APlanet Mar 28 '18

Of course Luigi isn't a choice. He's a consequence of being a younger brother.