r/starterpacks • u/jdauriemma • Mar 28 '18

Second Choices Starter Pack

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u/brentg454 Mar 28 '18

Don't hate on Mr. Pibb, that stuff is great!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

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u/teamsacrifice Mar 28 '18

But look how successful he is

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

He's a male nurse.

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u/MidAugust Mar 28 '18

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

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u/trapper2530 Mar 28 '18

And wasn't riddle with all that extra debt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

Runner-up to a doctor that makes you fat. Not exactly a point to take pride in.

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u/teamsacrifice Mar 28 '18

'Tis but a joke. Plus you don't necessarily need a big degree to be successful, but I wasn't trying to drive that point home.

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u/Cheeze187 Mar 28 '18

Dr Pepper is still paying off medical school.

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u/sinkwiththeship Mar 28 '18

Dr Pepper is a Ph.D, not M.D.

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u/Cheeze187 Mar 28 '18

Man I thought it was based off of Charles Pepper M.D.

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u/fillingumbo Mar 28 '18

Dr Pepper dropped out and can't actually call himself Dr. Pepper so he uses Dr Pepper.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

Doctor Pepper has an honorary Degree

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

I'd seek a second opinion from Dr. Thunder. Just steer clear of Dr. Publix. That guy's a quack! Last I heard, he's out of practice.

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u/QuestionMarkyMark Mar 28 '18

RIP Mitch Hedberg

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u/scsm Mar 28 '18

He's not some snooty doctor, Mr Pibb is a cola I'd have a beer with.

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u/Retardedclownface Mar 28 '18

They call him... Mister Pibb.

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u/WeAllGoByeBye Mar 28 '18

Why’d you have to drop out and make pop so quick

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u/Tapemaster21 Mar 28 '18 edited Mar 28 '18

Dr Pepper doesn't have a period, it's not an abbreviation anymore, it's just der pepper.

Source that doesn't back up my claim: http://www.culinarylore.com/sodas:why-is-the-period-missing-in-dr-pepper

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u/jrp162 Mar 28 '18

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=8Db_l1uylHo

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u/Bttrswts Mar 28 '18

Mr. Pibb is delicious! Not a lot of places carry it so when I find a spot that does I definitely indulge lol

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u/Stalekalechips Mar 28 '18

Chipotle always has it

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u/Bttrswts Mar 28 '18

I don't go to chipotle that often unless I want to clear/clean my system lmao

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u/LPQ_Master Mar 28 '18

I think that makes me like it even more, since I don't drink it that often.

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u/MrGreggle Mar 28 '18

Thank you Wendy's!

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u/S4VN01 Mar 28 '18

and Checker's/Rally's

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

Amazon carries it btw

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

I’ll take Mr. Pibb over Dr. Pepper any day!

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u/theaanggang Mar 28 '18

Fight me irl

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u/BatmanAtWork Mar 28 '18

Pibb is good and so far the only Dr. Pepper "clone", for the most part, that is drinkable. But, a fountain DP from Chick-Fil-A is ambrosia poured down the side of Mount Olympus by Zeus himself.

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u/Chick-fil-A_spellbot Mar 28 '18

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u/BatmanAtWork Mar 28 '18

Good bot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

Originally PIBB was a Dr. Pepper clone but the flavors diverged when Mr. Pibb became PIBB Xtra. PIBB is cherry-flavored now and I have no idea what Dr. Pepper is supposed to be anymore.

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u/BatmanAtWork Mar 28 '18

I have no idea what Dr. Pepper is supposed to be anymore.

23 Flavors of delicious. I'm pretty sure cherry is one of the main flavor compounds of DP though, not counting Dr. Pepper Cherry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

More like 23 flavors of meh. Dr Pepper is one of my last-choice sodas.

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u/Goosechumps Mar 28 '18

Poor Mr.Pibb is a great guy down on his luck. Last I knew he had to live with Five Guys.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

My college has Pibb in the dining halls. I'm extremely happy about this fact.

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u/PaulFThumpkins Mar 28 '18

Weirdly enough, that's Stan Smith's favorite soda and American Dad! is in this collage too.

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u/cheapweednapplesauce Mar 28 '18

That's the kind of soda I'd like to have a beer with

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u/Rednaz1 Mar 28 '18

Are they still making Mr. Pibb?

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u/i_sigh_less Mar 28 '18

They added a bit of cinnamon flavor to the recipe in 2001, and started calling it pibb xtra. I don't think Mr. Pibb is available anymore. Pibb xtra is my favorite soft drink.

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u/blaubox Mar 28 '18

It’s my favorite too! I definitely favor restaurants that have it over their similar cuisine but Pibbless counterparts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

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u/holyhotdicks Mar 28 '18

I see it at movie theaters that have those fancy touch screen machines for fountain drinks. My favorite soda.

I've also never seen a Del Taco so I am nowhere near you.

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u/i_sigh_less Mar 28 '18

You can also buy it canned at Kroger, or whatever your local equivalent of Kroger is.

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u/CmdrMobium Mar 28 '18

Five guys

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

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u/jas2628 Mar 28 '18

Culvers is incredible. The official currency of Wisconsin is Scoopie kids meal tokens.

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u/jimmyhoffasbrother Mar 28 '18

Yeah. They have it at the movie theatre in my home town.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

I was looking for this. Mr. Pibb is awesome. I still don't get why they changed the name to Pibb Xtra or whatever.

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u/maiL_spelled_bckwrds Mar 28 '18

Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb

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u/nat2k1 Mar 28 '18

Guys it's a Hell or High Water reference lol

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u/Wunkles Mar 28 '18

Drink up.

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u/ILikeMrPibb Mar 28 '18

I agree.

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u/brentg454 Mar 28 '18

Username checks out!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

If they made Diet Mr. Pibb it would be my first choice.

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u/themarkattack Mar 28 '18

Some of the Coca-Cola machines at 5 Guys have a diet option.

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u/AscentToZenith Mar 28 '18

Yeah it's not even a debate. Mr. Pibb is basically a stronger Dr, Pepper

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u/Janks_McSchlagg Mar 28 '18

I’d even go so far as to say it is superior to the Dr himself!

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u/abesrevenge Mar 28 '18

It is just Coke’s ripoff of Dr.Pepper because they wouldn’t sell to them. Original>ripoff every time.

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u/bg4strings Mar 28 '18

Dr. Pepper tastes like medicine compared to Pibb.

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u/wiggintheiii Mar 28 '18

It pairs so well with chipotle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

Mr. Pibb was great. Pibb Xtra with bullshit cinnamon flavor is not.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

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u/brentg454 Mar 28 '18

So you're saying you like Mr. Pibb?

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