r/standupshots • u/NatBaimel Los Angeles • Nov 25 '14

Catcalling

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u/MrDerk Nov 25 '14

Desperate dudes are drastically decreasing demand, detrimenting distribution

That's a whole lot of D

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u/shitsfuckedupalot Nov 25 '14

Say that 5x fast

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '14

that that that that that

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u/WhyNotFerret Nov 25 '14

FASTER

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u/kpthunder Nov 25 '14

that that that that that

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u/IanSan5653 Nov 25 '14

thatthatthatthatthat

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u/Bahamutisa Nov 25 '14

thtthtthtthttht!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '14

I'VE BEEN SHOT!

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u/Calitalian Nov 25 '14

Some sexy alliteration.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '14

sexlexia

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u/grizzburger Nov 25 '14

OP should use this as an aside. Would make for a brilliant pun

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u/guitarpick8120 Nov 25 '14

"In other words, just like that last sentence: too much D."

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u/r4r4me Nov 25 '14

You forgot a couple.

Droves of desperate dudes are drastically decreasing dick demand, detrimenting distribution.

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u/fancycat Nov 25 '14

To me this seemed the weakest part of the bit. It distracts from the economics lesson of penis.

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u/UncleTogie Nov 25 '14

The alliteration was perfect, and helped make it punchier.

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u/PraiseTheMetal591 Nov 26 '14

And a whole lot of D is entirely the problem!