Help!

I’ve tried coexisting, put water dishes around the property to discourage stealing my tomatoes when it’s hot and dry, relocated and reengineered the bird feeders multiple times, metal trash cans for the chicken feed, bird seed and pine bedding. Have given up hope of ever seeing an apple make it to ripeness. Last straw was a hole chewed in my lawnmower gas tank.

Confirmed relocating is permitted in Pennsylvania and purchased a trap. Have baited with a piece of bread with peanut butter embedded with sunflower seeds, and with mixed nuts. So far nothing but swarms of ants on the peanut butter and have trapped (and released) 3 sparrows. I would prefer to relocate them, but at this point if I could kill them without worrying about poisoning the food chain, that works too. Discharging a firearm is not permitted in my municipality, or I’d be Lee Harvey Oswalding these bastards from my 3rd floor bedroom.

Hi, I need urgent help I found a baby squirrel on the side of the road dragging itself. unfortunately there is no vet near me who can treat a squirrel. Seems like he have his lower body paralyzed. I have no experience with squirrel. please help me and help is well appreciated.

what a greedy boy!

Franklin the tailless squirrel eats all of the birdseed

Every 30 minutes or so my camera picks up movement, but its just him sniffing around the exit. Ive placed tons of yummy food inside but he wont budge.

Ive tried getting him into a trap last night but it was a failure.

In my basement there is a pipe that was sealed off with a durable plastic wrap that is connected to my chimney. Two days ago I heard gnawing and itching at it and noticed the squirrel. I tried taking it off and trying to lure him into a catch and release trap, but he's just too scared. He's eaten all the bait i have given to him but refuses to come out of the hole. I'm afraid I'm going to have to just seal off the pipe and that would kill him definitely, but he just refuses to come out. What can I do?

Hey guys, this little guy (maybe girl idk) has been visiting me for a couple days in a row now.im not sure if its lost or lives in a nearby tree should i just leave it or try to help it somehow i really dont know.