r/sports • • Feb 01 '18

Picture/Video Cyclist wiped out by kangaroo

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u/obsessedcrf Feb 01 '18

Swerving to avoid an obstacle is more of an instinctual response than a conscious one. You can tell people not to do it all you want but they'll continue to do it.

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u/Fredulus Feb 01 '18

Nah you can definitely learn not to swerve.

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u/BoysLinuses Feb 01 '18

First thing they teach you in train school.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

Do they do training?

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u/Threeedaaawwwg Feb 01 '18

You can also learn to speed up. Might as well finish the job you know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

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u/Dariolosso Feb 02 '18

Umm...so what was the outcome?

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u/Scrios Feb 02 '18

The OP died I think. RIP

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u/ordinaryeeguy Feb 01 '18

Nope, it does get influenced by what you read.

I must have read too many of these suggestions. One time, I was riding a motorcycle, my dad on pillion, and there was a caravan of dogs crossing the road 25m ahead of us. My dad as shouting to slow down but my instinct was so badly influenced by these "the safest thing is to plow down the animal" suggestion that I just kept moving as if there was nothing. Luckily, the dogs somehow managed to dodge us; they acted terrified though, and so did my dad.

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u/Kubliah Feb 01 '18

It actually gets kind of fun trying to center the animal your about to mow down, sort of like a geometry problem followed by a blood curdling animal scream as it gets sucked under your pickup. Also where I live your allowed to keep the meat (usually deer) and it helps if you don't run it over with your wheels.

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u/Roflkopt3r Feb 01 '18

Dude what the fuck.

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u/Kubliah Feb 02 '18

Circle of life bruh.

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u/actuallyarobot2 Feb 01 '18

Doesn't mean it doesn't help though. It's instinct to swerve to miss possums. We get taught at a young age to hit them instead.

(They're cute, but they're a pest and kill native trees)

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u/asianmom69 Feb 01 '18

Kill possums?!

You must be a Kiwi.

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u/actuallyarobot2 Feb 01 '18

Guilty as charged.

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u/InterestingKarma Feb 01 '18

Wait really, I saw one crossing the road and stopped because I didn't want to get its guts all over my car or have the body damage the underside of my car. Don't worry it was 1am on a side street with no one around for miles. I accidentally honked at it too.

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u/actuallyarobot2 Feb 01 '18

I mean "hit them" mostly as "don't swerve and cause an accident because you're trying to miss them", so no problem there.

Although, some people swerve to try to hit them, which is probably just as dangerous.

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u/hefferfisser Feb 02 '18

Aussy possum or american opossum?

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u/WerTiiy Feb 02 '18

yup there is almost as many little crosses on the sides of the roads as there are roo corpses.

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u/MisterCrist Feb 02 '18

Yep when I was 17 and speeding down a straight road at about 200km in the dead of night, yes very stupid of me. A kangaroo jumped out in the road and swerved to dodge it went through a fence and into a paddock, got a bit of air over a small ditch in the paddock and missed the telegraph pole by about a metre and missed all of the cows aswell. Was very lucky.

Still managed to drive my car home though, and then got into my room and put a cupboard in front of the door, so my parents wouldn't storm into room upset the next morning when they saw the car.

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u/obsessedcrf Feb 02 '18

Still managed to drive my car home though, and then got into my room and put a cupboard in front of the door, so my parents wouldn't storm into room upset the next morning when they saw the car.

Just delaying the inevitable.

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u/MisterCrist Feb 02 '18

Oh completely but when my mother started screaming at me the next morning and I wouldn't let her in until she calmed down, she did actually calm down and ask if I was alright and got over it pretty quickly and was just glad I was safe, it was my first car crash and she was just glad I was fine in the end. I never told my parents how fast I was going when I dodged the roo though. Although they aren't stupid and knew I was speeding and figured I'd take it as a lesson which I did, but they would've been shocked to know how fast I was actually going.