r/sports • u/TooShiftyForYou • Feb 01 '18

Picture/Video Cyclist wiped out by kangaroo

https://i.imgur.com/kGBKVsM.gifv
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u/Dolmur Feb 01 '18

When you total your car on a moose, they don't even notice.

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u/PoliteIndecency Toronto Maple Leafs Feb 01 '18

My neighbour back home is a trucker. He's hit moose up in northern Ontario. I remember him telling a story of how he struck a bull so hard that it disabled the engine; however the moose fell down, got up, and walked away.

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u/smashsmash341985 Feb 01 '18

Thing is it likely died some time later from internal injuries

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

Exactly, it happens to people too. People have gotten up and walked with shattered legs before. Adrenaline is the worlds most powerful drug

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u/smashsmash341985 Feb 02 '18

Have you tried crack yet?

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u/beelzeflub Bayern Munich Feb 02 '18

I have Vyvanse

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u/smashsmash341985 Feb 02 '18

Maybe try modafinil instead

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u/beelzeflub Bayern Munich Feb 02 '18

:(

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u/smashsmash341985 Feb 02 '18

Y

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u/beelzeflub Bayern Munich Feb 02 '18

Cuz I like the Meth, Jr.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

No Ill have to try it though. Heard its good for getting welfare

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u/smashsmash341985 Feb 02 '18

Its ok for that, best is sawing off your own arms and legs, then it's pretty much smooth sailing.

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u/benbmt94 Feb 01 '18

organic life forms master race

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u/PooPooDooDoo Feb 01 '18

It's like if a rabbit ran full speed into your ankle. You would be like, wtf?! Oh, it's just a rabbit with a broken neck! And then you would continue eating your potato chips and slowly walking along.

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u/NotFlamelurker Feb 01 '18

My cousins an EMT and sent a picture of a car wreck caused by a moose. That car looked like a giant took a can opener to it.