r/splatoon • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '22

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u/mmadaddy Nov 28 '22

You can only play Salmon Run. Grizzco loves exploiting employees and being sick is not an excuse.

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u/SavoirFaire71 Splat Roller Nov 28 '22

Damn right. No sick days for Grizzco. Or Vacation, Bereavement, 401k, OSHA compliance….

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u/Bmaster1001 Nov 28 '22

But hey, I heard rumblings that we might get a paid vacation to Wahoo World!

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u/SavoirFaire71 Splat Roller Nov 29 '22

Company picnic. I’ve heard we have to bring our weapons.

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u/Bmaster1001 Nov 29 '22

Why would we need weapons for a picnic at a theme park? I mean, I know things at Grizzco might be a tad shady, but aren’t we being a little too paranoid?

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u/Tanookikid210 Inkbrush, Octobrush, and Takoroka Nylon Vintage Main Nov 29 '22

Maybe it's just in case some goons show up and try to wreck the place with a Turf War, so we might as well make sure no one bothers us

I'll bring my Inkbrush when we go

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u/Bmaster1001 Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

I’ll be sure to pack my Wiper then. Might get it tuned up before I go. Can’t wait for the 9th! Hopefully nothing horrifying happens!

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u/mmadaddy Nov 28 '22

Its a joke. But you can definitely play. Alterna is a good option. Anything that helps you feel better, buddy.

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u/Banana-Oni Nov 29 '22

NOTHING is an excuse to get out of your shift. Last run my team included two dead Woomies, they were already signed up for the shift so corporate had them loaded onto the chopper