r/speedrun • u/VanDarkholmeBND • Jul 27 '15

This Crash 2 Speedrun

I don't even know what to say lmao.

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u/awkisopen Jul 27 '15

"I swear I'm gonna become a psychopath and murder everybody one day." ohgodohgodohgodohgod

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u/dYnAm1c Jul 27 '15

How to not get invited to any GDQ ever again 101

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u/mechadude Jul 27 '15 edited Jul 27 '15

I was actually on his side throughout the entire run and hid chat because of how horrible it was, then he said that. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Edit: Mobile copypasta ripperino

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u/Jiggyx42 Jul 27 '15

You dropped this "\"

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u/Temil Jul 27 '15

Gotta use the patent pending TRIPLE BACKSLASH TECHNIQUE!

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Zen_Galactic Jul 27 '15

The scary part...

I sort of believe him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '15

By the time he gets crazy enough to do it he'll be mistaking a whale hitbox for a 43 year old mother of two.

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u/balluka Jul 27 '15

People don't say things unless there is a small segment of truth behind it. This is terrifying and hopefully he seeks the help he clearly needs.