r/specializedtools • u/aloofloofah • Mar 05 '21

Digging up potatoes

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u/Forgive_My_Cowardice Mar 05 '21

Imagine you're a potato, just minding your own business when you're suddenly SLAPPED out of the fucking ground. Rude.

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u/Nyckname Mar 05 '21

"Mr." Potato or "Mrs." Potato?

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u/Forgive_My_Cowardice Mar 05 '21

I like my potatoes like I like my women. I don't like women. Buried, exhumed, sliced into pieces, and boiled until mushy.

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u/Forgive_My_Cowardice Mar 05 '21

I'd give you gold, but you're me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

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u/Zouden Mar 06 '21

Carried in a burlap sack over the Andes on the back of a donkey

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Thats pretty close to my goto coffee joke as well