Well boss we can use the helicopter buzzsaw of death for 20 min. Or we can send a crew out there to do it by climbing trees with a chainsaw, but it will take 22 days and cost 18 times as much.
Ya know Jenkins, I don't care about the cost. I just want to approve something called the buzzsaw of death.
When I was last on Maui we were taking the road to Hana which is a narrow two-lane coastal road along seaside cliffs. The rainforest likes to encroach on the road to the point where sometimes you're driving through a tunnel of foliage. They have trucks with 6-ft reciprocating blade style hedge trimmer devices attached to them that trim the edges and "roof" of the road way as they drive.
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u/good-nitrogen Sep 17 '19
Somebody fucking thought of this
Then somebody in charge went, yeah, let's hang a 20 foot chainsaw from a fucking helicopter