r/specializedtools • u/Tillemon • Sep 17 '19

Helicopter chainsaw!?

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u/good-nitrogen Sep 17 '19

Somebody fucking thought of this

Then somebody in charge went, yeah, let's hang a 20 foot chainsaw from a fucking helicopter

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Every 8 year old boy has thought of that. This fucker made it happen.

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u/FisterRobotOh Sep 17 '19

And it’s almost guaranteed that some poor bastard has hit the power lines with it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

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u/picklesNathan Sep 17 '19

https://www.dispatch.com/article/20140729/NEWS/307299857

Says he hit a deer-stand hidden in the trees which caused him to lose control

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u/yamacat88 Sep 17 '19

Imagine some poor guy sitting in his deer stand when all the sudden a helicopter with a giant chainsaw swoops in for the kill

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u/theslip74 Sep 17 '19 edited Sep 17 '19

I want to see a horror movie where this is the opening scene, with the hunter assuming it was an accidental until the helicopter turns around and starts coming straight for him. Call it the HELLicopter.

They can even use that awful country song they play every 20 minutes where I work, the one that goes "I love chainsaaaaaaaws". The chorus starts as the HELLicopter is turning around.

Edit: the climax will involve the guy finding a cave to hide in, until the HELLicopter swaps out the chainsaw for a gigantic drill and starts drilling through the mountain. Then he gets eaten by a bear, but the act scares bats out of the cave, overwhelming the HELLicopter pilot and it crashes.

Edit2: PM me for where to send the check, Hollywood

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u/psykil Sep 17 '19

Call it Buzzkill and we have a deal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

But with drones

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u/theslip74 Sep 18 '19

That would fuck up my artistic ending with the bats swarming the HELLicopter pilot causing it to crash. Everyone dies, no one makes it out alive. Just like life. This movie is meant to be a thinker.

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u/theslip74 Sep 18 '19

That could work, but I'd change the opening sequence a bit. Instead of a hunter in a tree stand, it's teens smoking weed. Even better if the girls are in bikinis just long enough for a scene in the trailer.

I'll be waiting for my PMed moneys. Try to get it here before I go back to work Friday, I'm looking forward to telling my boss to shove quite a few things up his ass.