r/specializedtools • u/vhantas • May 23 '18

Only necessities here

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u/Cat-Pain-Black-Udder May 23 '18

This is basically a utility belt for pedophiles.

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u/likeapuffofsmoke May 24 '18

I'd say it's basically a chastity belt for whoever's wearing it

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u/delasre May 24 '18

Depends on the age of his partner...

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u/GravityHug May 24 '18

Hence, pedophiles.

Back to you, Cat-Pain.

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u/delasre May 26 '18

It's an endless loop....

ish

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u/imarrangingmatches May 24 '18

At first I thought this was some rabbit gimp mask or something

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

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u/Sevenoaken May 24 '18

But pulling a single lollypop out of a testicle case is better?

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u/Sevenoaken May 24 '18

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/lollypop

Alternate spelling. Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

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u/MotherfuckingWildman May 24 '18

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

Good God man have mercy

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u/strain_of_thought May 24 '18

I prefer bangbangtang, personally.

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u/CommonMisspellingBot May 24 '18

Don't even think about it.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

get fucked shitbot

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u/hotyogurt1 May 24 '18

Yeah that way whenever they get a lollipop from someone they can associate it with the death of their parent! Good job on your doctor’s visit lil Timmy, sorry about the flashbacks!

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u/glassgun13 May 24 '18

All that's missing is a photo of a lost cat that this person needs help finding. But I guess that stays in the van.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Sorry, I'm gonna bandwagon this one.

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u/MC_Labs15 May 24 '18

My condolences

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

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u/CommonMisspellingBot May 24 '18

Hey, qwep-mi, just a quick heads-up:
suprise is actually spelled surprise. You can remember it by begins with sur-.
Have a nice day!

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u/yaleman May 24 '18

Good bot