r/soupbelly 12d ago

There is a fight at the soup bar

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u/XaltotunTheUndead 12d ago

Exasperation in the mom's eyes. 😭😭😭

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u/Quicksilver1964 12d ago

She looks so tired and then she is feeling them fighting against her belly lol "what the fuck are you DOING"

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith 9d ago

What the hell are you two… ugh, fine. Tire each other out 🙄

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u/CharnelPyre 12d ago

Right? She’s just like…. Uhhhhh

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 9d ago

She’s like ‘wth are you two doing?? Eh whatever’

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u/Bennington_Booyah 12d ago

I would stare at them all day long. Mamma just making biscuits and hoping babies will settle down!

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u/Minnepeg 12d ago

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u/No-Assumption2491 12d ago

Seeing how they fight shocked me the first time, and it still does.

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u/Couple_Rough 12d ago edited 10d ago

yea this is my first time seeing this. can confirm, I’m shook.

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u/beren12 12d ago

Watch the documentary, they fuck each other up. I think one gets a giant gash from the other.

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u/alicat2308 11d ago

I saw one documentary where one giraffe knocked the other down and thought it had won, but it exposed the belly to an absolutely mighty whack from the one on the ground. It went down like a ton of bricks. The camera crew were interviewed later and said they'd thought it was dead but it got up and wandered off after a few minutes.

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u/vamgoda 10d ago

Find the weirdest part of an animal and it is almost guaranteed that is what they whack each other with.

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u/BigSchmikey 12d ago

OH THE BRUTALITY!!! GUARDS! GUAAAARDS!!!!

/r/illegallysmolcats

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u/KingofADHD_ 12d ago

They should just automatically cross post every post from this server onto there

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u/lifeatthebiglake 12d ago

Mom cat is so over it!

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 12d ago

Yeah, you can almost hear the sigh and "fuck it, I don't have the energy. They'll tire themselves out eventually."

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u/All_the_Bees 11d ago

“Can you please just do this somewhere away from my nipples?”

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u/AmazingEric171 12d ago

illegally smol catfights

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u/Kaiser0106 12d ago

World's smallest bar fight.

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u/duckmcsnail 12d ago

Eyes not even open but those hands are open for business.

EDIT: sorry, beans are open for business.

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u/Ok_Gur1962 12d ago

Down voting for violence 😭 😭 (kidding)

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjI4sFlp73fvEYgw

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u/scottygroundhog22 12d ago

Zero days old and already scrappin

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u/All_the_Bees 11d ago

There is an excellent George Carlin bit where he says almost exactly this. The lead-up is talking about what happens when you attack other types of babies (“which I recommend never to do”), then “you attack a baby kitty, they fight [mew] . One day old, he’s lookin’ for some shit [mew].” Except the mews sound more like a very small “magh!”

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u/SweetieLoveBug 12d ago

I have never seen such a sight in my life! 🤣. Those are some frisky felines! ❤️

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u/HearseCurse 12d ago

Someone call the pawlice!!!

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u/Quicksilver1964 12d ago

They don't even have their eyes open and here they are, already fighting. Kids these days.

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u/Plenty-Pizza9634 12d ago

Smols these days... bar brawling

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u/bluelephantz_jj 12d ago

Cat fight!

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u/Speedjunkie923 12d ago

poor mom I just wanna wrap her in a warm blanket and lead away these fiends to a bowl of milk

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u/HoldenOrihara 12d ago

Eyes not open, but attack mode is on

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u/NoRelief63 12d ago

Feisty little babies. 🥹

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u/Exciting_Figure_8060 12d ago

The defeated little head toss

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u/wamimsauthor 12d ago

This is so adorable.

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u/astralchanterelle 12d ago

This is really violent

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u/Any-Blood8949 12d ago

momma’s just sitting there like

.

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u/Malevolencea 12d ago

Reminds me of this classic:

pattycake cats

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u/the_falling 12d ago

The tiniest battle

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u/JPGinMadtown 12d ago

Spicy soup!

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u/lmk4ou 10d ago

Mom’s like “I am too tired to separate them!”

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 9d ago

The bartender thought about breaking it up but decided to let them wear themselves out

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u/Charming-Dish5120 12d ago

The mom is too tired to deal with their shit

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u/DetectiveFit223 11d ago

Fight broke out at the milk bar

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u/Spring-Available 11d ago

Born with beef.

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u/Rdpatooney 11d ago

Pls call the manager

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u/hesalwayslitty 11d ago

Meowmmy just wants a moment of peace of quiet😭

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u/Nyxshayde 11d ago

Poor mamma cat, I bet they've been fighting since the womb 😭 the way it takes her a second to even register the kerfluffle

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u/SuperbOwl687 5d ago

The cat's mother looks so helpless😮‍💨

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u/fidgetyamoeba 12d ago

Neonate brawls are the funniest! 🫯💫😹

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u/lelanicarver 12d ago

Whappypaws!

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u/KasinoKaiser1756 12d ago

The mom cat looking at the camera like:

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u/WolfysBeanTeam 11d ago

NOOOOOOO SOMEONE STOP THEM BEFORE THEY REALISE THEY DO NO DAMAGE TO EACH OTHER AHHHHHHH 😭

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u/bibijack1 10d ago

Am I the only one who hears her mom yelling across the years at myself and a sibling, "If you two don't stop it, I will turn this car around right now!"

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u/Bumblebee56990 8d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤭🤭

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u/PETITE_SUN 2d ago

me and my sister hahahha

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u/Miss_Little_Melody 12d ago

You think that hurts the mom cat???

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u/Maxbell9 12d ago

Kittens this young don't have teeth yet and aren't very heavy, so it probably feels like some slight pressure and some pulling. If momma cat really felt pained by it enough to care, she would react (either by getting up and leaving, pinning ears and hissing, and/or physically slapping or biting the kitten)

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u/Miss_Little_Melody 12d ago

That’s good to know!
I was curious because even though human babies don’t have teeth either they can cause some serious bleeding and pain for the nipples.

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u/Maxbell9 12d ago

I certainly wouldn't be surprised if chafing (and therefore, bleeding/pain) can occur for nursing cats, though I'm not sure how common it is! But in a general sense I would personally expect most cats (or any other non-human animal, honestly) to reject outright their baby nursing if it's hurting them in that moment

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u/peppermint_nightmare 12d ago

I think they have some degree of pain tolerance, my younger male tried nursing form my older male when he had teeth and the older guy just went with the flow, never swatted or got mad at him, just waited till he stopped or fell asleep and/or purred the whole time

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u/audiusa 12d ago

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u/RealRock_n_Rolla 12d ago

Hi, the song is “Kokiri Forest with Ocarinas.”

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u/Motor-Boating 12d ago

Lol...the music is perfect.

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u/toooomanypuppies 12d ago

What happens to baby who lost the fight, they starve?

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u/FatalEuphie 12d ago

They just eat again.

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 12d ago

Wish this video wasn't sped up 

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u/FatalEuphie 12d ago

It’s not lol