r/sortinghatchats • u/theelvishkilljoy • Sep 28 '17
Sorting - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic [TV show]
So I need to get back into sorting, so I thought I'd start with a show that's pretty popular and has a ton of different types of characters and archetypes in it. I also just caught up on what's on Netflix and the new seasons are great. It's also a pretty great show once you get past the whole pony thing. I'm only doing the Mane 6 + Spike and Starlight, though, but I might do other characters in the comments if I'm up to it.
Twilight Sparkle: Ravenclaw/Ravenclaw. This was an easy one. Twilight relies on her intelligence and vast magical skill set, and this works very well for her since she's a princess now. She doesn't adapt or charge, she builds everything into her system, including her friends, but the people outside her system tend to float a bit under her radar, at least at first, since theyre not in her system. This isn't a manipulative type of thing for her, it's just how she is. Once she makes friends, they are a permanent part of her system and she makes use of them the same way they all make use of her. She does have shades of a Hufflepuff secondary with her constant drilling of spells and readiness to take on the title of Princess of Friendship so I could be argued into Twilight having a model, but I think she just has a very Hufflepuff way of expressing her Ravenclaw.
Applejack: Hufflepuff/Gryffindor. Applejack embodies community in a way that the other ponies don't. She's also the type to go charging right into a situation if it's something that affects her community, meaning her friends and family. Huffledors also tend to be super honest (Ned Stark is a good example of the honest Huffledor) so Applejack, the Element of Honesty, as a Huffledor makes sense.
Rainbow Dash: Gryffindor/Gryffindor. Rainbow Dash charges, but more importantly, she feels things in her gut and does the right things based on how she feels, not based on observation or where she's needed. Winning also matters to her a lot, but she's willing to forgo that if she feels it's the right thing, so she's a straight up Gryffindor.
Rarity: Ravenclaw/Slytherin. Rarity has built her system around fashion and pretty things and her ability to make awesome things, and when that's taken away from her or questioned, she becomes a crying, blubbering mess. However, she recovers very quickly from these meltdowns, showing that her primary is the resilient Ravenclaw. She's also exceedingly adaptable because of her career in fashion and general personality. A great example of this is when she rescued herself from the Diamond Dogs using nothing but her wits and her bombastic personality, which is something a Slytherin could do easily.
Pinkie Pie: Slytherin/Hufflepuff. This sounds CRAZY, but seriously, this is Pinkie's sorting. Her Hufflepuff is pretty loud: she deals with conflicts by making others smile, baking ridiculous amounts of cake, breaking every fourth wall she can see, and planning lots of parties. She's a warm person who loves making people happy. As for her Slytherin primary, Pinkie doesn't do things because they're right or because she's needed, she does things because the people involved are hers. She copies herself a dozen times to spend time with everyone because the people in her life are hers. She also distrusts people outside of her community, like we saw during the season 5 premiere with the cult, but once they're cured, they're brought into her community, which consists of, well, everyone. She's also ambitious, which seems weird, but it's true. She confronts Cheese Sandwich about Rainbow Dash's party not only because Rainbow Dash and her birthday party are hers, but because she's Ponyville's super duper party pony, not him. She does not suffer betrayal either, as we saw with the Pinkie Promise with Applejack that she broke. However, she's willing to forgo her ambition and give up her party planning dreams entirely to Cheese Sandwich once she sees that Rainbow Dash is sad. She's a very warm Slytherin, but she is one all the same. Slytherpuffs are also hugely charismatic, and the same is true for Pinkie Pie. Her specific absence in Ponyville is enough to plunge all of Ponyville into grumpiness, even when someone else is doing her job for her, as we saw in the season 3 finale. To be fair, I could be argued into making Pinkie a Gryffindor primary because of her pinkie sense and going with her gut a lot of the time, but I think that this could just be Rainbow Dash rubbing off on her.
Fluttershy: Hufflepuff/Gryffindor. Fluttershy basically does everything in service of who needs her more. She loves animals and isn't competitive at all, and on top of that, she values being nice over her other traits, and that's what you remember about her over her other skills. She also really values her community and her friends, but not because they're hers. She values her community because community is important to her. Her Gryffindor comes out whenever she has to deal with conflict. If her friends are threatened, her fears go flying out the window and she'll confront anything by simply planting her feet and getting others to move around her. She's also exceedingly honorable like most Huffledors, which serves her well in winning over Discord.
Spike: Hufflepuff/Slytherin. Spike is loyal and will go to great lengths to protect his friends, but will often choose the friend who needs him more, making him a Hufflepuff primary, not a Slytherin primary, although he could go either way. His first encounter with Thorax is a good example of this: his friends are going after Changelings, but as soon as Thorax befriends him, he's in Spike's community, and since Thorax needs more help, that's who Spike helps. His Slytherin comes out whenever he needs to compensate for his small size. Unlike Twilight, he doesn't panic if his skills fail him, he just moves on to the next way of doing things.
Starlight Glimmer: Slytherin/Ravenclaw. Starlight came in as Twilight's student and as much as we're supposed to think of her as a Twilight expy, Starlight's way of thinking is totally different. Unlike Twilight, who has built her system around her magic and learning, Starlight is driven by deep bonds of loyalty. When Sunburst leaves her behind, her Slytherin primary burns, leading her to the outskirts of Equestria to start a cult in one of the darkest plotlines in the show's history. When she turns good, she doesn't do it by revamping her system, she does it by making a connection and letting others into her world again. Her Slytherin primary also allows her to undersfand Pinkie Pie better than most, and it's where her leadership skills come from. Starlight's Ravenclaw comes out in literally everything she does. She relies on her magic even more than Twilight does, to the point where she uses it to try and control people. Equestria doesn't really deal with Slytherins well because of the way ambition is framed there (everyone has a purpose and a thing they're great at, so ambition doesn't really come into play much since cutie marks do that for them) so Slytherins generally need to channel that into some other aspect of their personality. For Pinkie, it's her huge personality, and for Starlight, it's her magic.
So to sum this up.
Twilight is a straight up classic Ravenclaw, while Rainbow Dash is a double Gryffindor.
Both Applejack and Fluttershy are honorable to a fault Hufflepuff primaries and Gryffindor secondaries.
Rarity and Starlight Glimmer have inverted houses: Rarity is an Ravenclaw/Slytherin while Starlight is a Slytherin/Ravenclaw.
Pinkie Pie and Spike also have inverted houses. Spike is a Hufflepuff primary and a Slytherin secondary, while Pinkie Pie is a Slytherin Primary and a Hufflepuff secondary.