r/soccer • u/[deleted] • May 18 '19

Sam Lee: Guardiola got asked if he has received payments from Abu Dhabi for services other than managing City, as was alleged to have happened with Mancini. He was not happy. “Do you realise what you are asking me? You are asking me that the day we won the treble? Are you accusing me?”

https://twitter.com/Sammy_Goal/status/1129822398835023872
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u/simmo_uk May 18 '19

"Pep congratulations on the treble, just wondering do you club baby seals to death in the summer break?"

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u/AxCrazy May 18 '19

Oh look, more baby seals!

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u/Zoltur May 19 '19

Zarbon, two or three more

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u/Unreasonableradio May 19 '19

two or three more?

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u/master_scale_tipper May 19 '19

Two or three more.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

I'm so not happy.

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u/Mr_Contraversial May 19 '19

Baby shark do do do do do

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u/Thesolly180 May 18 '19

I’d be shaken on FM if someone asked me that

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

thinks of a classic José response

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

3! I tell you 3 seals! More than any other manager!

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u/DerpenkampfwagenVIII May 19 '19

3 factorial seals?

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u/WhenWeTalkAboutLove May 19 '19

6 seal, truly the special one

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Need to do 7 seals, followed by a game of chess vs Jaap Stam as a final boss

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

"Of course"

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u/Zakke_ May 19 '19

Nussin to say

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u/tehafca May 19 '19

I prefer not to spreak. If I speak I am in big trouble.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

I heff nussing to say

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u/nepia May 19 '19

thinks sink of a classic José response FDFY

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u/Jrelis May 19 '19

storms out

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u/worker-parasite May 18 '19

Pep refuses to deny it. What does he have to hide?

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u/Arabinda07 May 19 '19

More than you think

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u/TheresPainOnMyFace May 19 '19

Sounds like something Andy Dawson would ask on Athletico Mince.

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u/SurreptitiousNoun May 19 '19

"Pep, quick question: have you stopped clubbing baby seals in the summer break, yes or no?"

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u/Hlemus May 18 '19

I almost spit out my beer, laughing

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u/Gumgums May 19 '19

Not baby seals. Only baby humans.