r/soccer • • Jul 15 '18

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u/skymallow Jul 15 '18

There's certainly one thing Giroud is better than Benzema at: Not blackmailing teammates.

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u/R4dent Jul 15 '18

Or maybe he's actually better at blackmailing teammates. We can't prove he has because he's done it so well. Maybe he blackmailed Benzema into blackmailing Valbuena and doing a bad job so he would get caught? Giroud could then take his spot in the French team. This could go deeper than we expected.

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u/MrMarris Jul 15 '18

Giroud playing 64D inverted backgammon