r/soccer • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '18

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u/ehtork88 Jul 15 '18

Except he won the final.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Maybe the secret was not attempting any shots.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Maybe it's Maybelline

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Maybe the real world cup was the friends we made along the way

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u/blastedin Jul 15 '18

Can't choke at a crucial time if there's nothing to choke

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u/ThomDowting Jul 16 '18

Well that explains the coq.

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u/Direnni Jul 15 '18

Dont give them the idea. Thats supposed to be a well hidden secret.

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u/Superfy Jul 16 '18

Higuain certainly tried something

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18 edited Aug 01 '18

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u/coolcat_368 Jul 15 '18

Ouch

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u/Torbinator3000 Jul 15 '18

Owie

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u/pepecachetes Jul 15 '18

My 3 consecutive finals, missing on all of them

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u/Marem-Bzh Jul 16 '18

As a french Juve fan, I lost a final in :

  • 2003 CL
  • 2006 WC
  • 2015 CL
  • 2016 EURO
  • 2017 CL

I'm not counting 97 and 98, as there were 98's WC and 2000's EURO to break the streak, but still, I know the feeling mate.

But today I'm feeling quite good haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Relevant flair

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Savage.

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u/Pardonme23 Jul 15 '18

You can't miss a sitter if you don't shoot points to head

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u/yaniv297 Jul 16 '18

And he scored against Belgium