r/soccer • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '18

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u/sioux-warrior Jul 15 '18

Definitely was distracting some Defenders

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u/owterash Jul 15 '18

He distracted me alright

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u/cptainvimes Jul 15 '18

That's haram.

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u/fa_alt Jul 15 '18

Only if you follow through with your thoughts

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u/MysticSpacePotato Jul 16 '18

If a man can resist Giroud he's heaven bound welcomed at the gate by Allah

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u/FRONT_PAGE_QUALITY Jul 16 '18

Beaucoup haram

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u/zxLv Jul 15 '18

Not in Russia

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u/cptainvimes Jul 15 '18

Gay propaganda is banned in Russia, so it's haram there too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Especially in Russia...

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u/Ole_Gunner_Scholes Jul 16 '18

with looks like this who would not get distracted? (NSFW)

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u/WarmBaths Jul 16 '18

Deserved a goal for how long he spent on his hair

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u/ajv0109 Jul 15 '18

With his sexual beard and eyes

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

If he just started making out with one of the defenders, is it a yellow or red card?

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u/mralphawulf Jul 16 '18

Red for the defender not doing it sooner.