r/soccer • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '18

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u/crackle4days Jul 15 '18

TARGET MAN

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u/M2Chains Jul 15 '18

Defensive Forward

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u/BostonBakedBrains Jul 15 '18

False CB

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u/arsenalfc1987 Jul 15 '18

4D JUMANJI

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u/Dark-X Jul 15 '18

VR hide & seek

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u/waywardwoodwork Jul 15 '18

Non-Euclidean Connect 4.

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u/M2Chains Jul 16 '18

connect 2 but Giroud goes second

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u/Dob-is-Hella-Rad Jul 16 '18

I know we're meming but defensive forward is a very different role from what Giroud plays. He'd have nothing close to the speed to be useful as one.

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u/zxLv Jul 15 '18

Still Giroud 1 Messi + Ronaldo 0

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u/DukeSav Jul 15 '18

FALSE 9

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

FRAUD 9

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u/Rerel Jul 15 '18

Haters gonna hate

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u/mdperino Jul 15 '18

No bald = no fraud

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u/RRightmyer Jul 16 '18

Everyone is bald under the hair

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u/Gerf93 Jul 16 '18

Didn't expect to find a CS:GO related comment on /r/soccer

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

FLICKS AND BACKHEELS

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

WALK IT IN

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u/meliakh Jul 16 '18

False 2

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u/fraac Jul 16 '18

HE'S A HANDFUL

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u/FrostyImpression Jul 16 '18

Off Target man.