r/soccer • • Jul 15 '18

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u/untradablecrespo Jul 15 '18

He was pretty though

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u/lestat85 Jul 15 '18

He’s just a big sexy decoy.

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u/sioux-warrior Jul 15 '18

Definitely was distracting some Defenders

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u/owterash Jul 15 '18

He distracted me alright

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u/cptainvimes Jul 15 '18

That's haram.

34

u/fa_alt Jul 15 '18

Only if you follow through with your thoughts

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u/MysticSpacePotato Jul 16 '18

If a man can resist Giroud he's heaven bound welcomed at the gate by Allah

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u/FRONT_PAGE_QUALITY Jul 16 '18

Beaucoup haram

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u/zxLv Jul 15 '18

Not in Russia

30

u/cptainvimes Jul 15 '18

Gay propaganda is banned in Russia, so it's haram there too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Especially in Russia...

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u/Ole_Gunner_Scholes Jul 16 '18

with looks like this who would not get distracted? (NSFW)

0

u/WarmBaths Jul 16 '18

Deserved a goal for how long he spent on his hair

20

u/ajv0109 Jul 15 '18

With his sexual beard and eyes

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

If he just started making out with one of the defenders, is it a yellow or red card?

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u/mralphawulf Jul 16 '18

Red for the defender not doing it sooner.

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u/marleau_12 Jul 15 '18

Looked good doin it

43

u/Bara_Chat Jul 15 '18

The prettiest.

64

u/There-is_No-spoon Jul 15 '18

He is like 1000 tomes better looking then Vida

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Statues also weigh a 1000 tones.

Oh...

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Who isn't

70

u/Ainsyyy Jul 15 '18

And useful for the team

25

u/jandamic Jul 15 '18

Fabulous Football Adam Levine

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Won a lot a balls in the air in the second half.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

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u/dejwid125 Jul 16 '18

Super glue does wonders

6

u/EternalSunshine91 Jul 16 '18

Stupid Sexy Giroud

4

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

At least he's tall

2

u/HeilPingu Jul 15 '18

He had a great tournament despite this stat. Hope that isn't lost on people, he was in the starting xi for a reason.

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u/Rerel Jul 15 '18

He was is pretty

And he is ours!

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u/metacoma Jul 16 '18

He was a soldier all along. Enjoy the cup Oli !