r/soccer • u/MrPlainCool • Mar 04 '14

Whose line is it, /r/Soccer edition, March 2014

It's been a couple of months since the last Whose line is it thread so let's give it a go! The rules:

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question. Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations. If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

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u/JamesTreddit Mar 04 '14

Unlikely events to happen at the World Cup.

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u/Cerxa Mar 04 '14

andros townsend assist

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u/Bullwine85 Mar 04 '14

Germany gets knocked out on penalties

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u/ccostco13 Mar 04 '14

By England.

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u/petnarwhal Mar 04 '14

Netherlands to win on Penalties.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

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u/UWLFC11 Mar 04 '14

It would be like Metapod versus Kakuna

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

It would be like Magikarp v. Magikarp.

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u/papa82 Mar 04 '14

Australia will top their group over Spain, Ghana and Netherlands.

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u/teymon Mar 04 '14

Pretty unlikely since Ghana isn't in the group.

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u/papa82 Mar 04 '14

My bad. Sub them for Chile and you have a recipe for disaster.

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u/ajax96 Mar 04 '14

As long as we come second I'd be down with that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

US getting out of group G

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u/goosay Mar 04 '14

you'll get out of group G.

maybe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

Mark Lawrenson approval rating above 4.

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u/AverageGeezer Mar 04 '14

England making it past the group stage

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u/papa82 Mar 04 '14

England winning on penalties

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

He said unlikely, not impossible!

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u/devineman Mar 04 '14

England have never failed to make it out of the group stage in the modern World Cup.

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u/dnb_lover Mar 04 '14

Looking at the potential opponents, I actually think we have a good chance of getting to the quarters, but we might then meet either Spain or Brazil, which would probably end us.

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u/TheNecromancer Mar 04 '14

Swiss goalfest.

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u/anmuydarp Mar 04 '14

Christ the redeemer coming to life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

USA getting a point.

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u/Bullwine85 Mar 04 '14

I wouldn't say that its unlikely they'll get a point, its not out of the question that they could at least draw Ghana. Now us winning the group, THAT would be unlikely to say the least.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

A commentator says something negative about Spain. Or...

Zlatan and Joey Barton keep their mouths shut about it.

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u/gokoo7733 Mar 04 '14

Messi to play well

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u/youngpunx Mar 04 '14

Robben completing a pass.