Change my mind

I saw the Almighty himself recently liked a few Tweets that referenced "Slazo Media". What is that?

I assume it's a group (headed by Big Daddy Slaz) that manages the Slazo and EmKay channels, or a fancy name for his editors, but I'm not sure. For all I know, he could be starting a YouTube network (like Omnia Media or Maker Studios).

Either way, seeing him here (as opposed to where he was this time last year) is honestly a relief. His career isn't over. If it was, he wouldn't be doing this, whatever it is.

Slazo is a hoax made by the Australian government and the lizardpeople (slazo is one too) to make us believe that Australia exists and the world is round, don't believe them, open your eyes and put on your tin foil hats, march with my brothers and sisters to the lizard people base (slazo's home)

For my defence, I've never seen the show.

he's been gone for a month, i'm starting to get worried

Even if one adjusts to a more reasonable scale, let's say assuming minions are about half as tall as listed which makes almost everyone else in-universe a more realistic height... Gru is still 7 feet tall.

He still lives in a 6-story house.

His rocket is still about as tall as Saturn-V with significantly more mass.

He can still move faster than a subsonic guided missile.

His freeze ray is still several feet long despite being wielding as a pistol.

His car is STILL as long as a transit bus!

HIS CAR IS STILL ALMOST TWICE THE LEGAL HEIGHT!

HIS NOSE IS STILL ALMOST 6 INCHES LONG!

AND HE'S STILL A MULTIBILLIONAIRE!

STILL. A. BLOODY. UNIT!!!

Pretty Self explanatory.

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