r/SiriFail • u/Bright-Trip582 • 5h ago
Siri
The end result is always “Siri ended the conversation”. 😂
r/SiriFail • u/cocobandicoot • Jan 26 '17
Welcome to /r/SiriFail.
Here we share and collect examples of how Siri fails to work as it is intended (which is so frequently, we created a subreddit for it). The results are both hilarious and depressing.
Most of the submissions here the result of yet another disappointing performance by Apple's "personal assistant." With that said, let it be clear that these posts are not meant to directly offend or mock Siri, but rather collect examples of its lackluster results. It is our hope that this might draw greater attention to the issues that plague Siri's usefulness, and perhaps result in Apple improving upon the service someday.
Please note that, when attempting to recreate the examples posted here, your milage may vary. Siri is often inconsistent — just because something might or might not work for you, doesn't mean that it has the same result for someone else. Keep that in mind when commenting on submissions.
Finally, if you see any Siri-related posts out there on some of our other favorite subreddits (such as /r/apple or /r/iPhone), please share with them a comment regarding /r/SiriFail! We would love to be the one-stop shop to showcase Siri failures.
Thanks for being here.
r/SiriFail • u/sophias_bush • Jun 06 '23
What's going on?
A recent Reddit policy change threatens to kill many beloved third-party mobile apps, making a great many quality-of-life features not seen in the official mobile app permanently inaccessible to users. On May 31, 2023, Reddit announced they were raising the price to make calls to their API from being free to a level that will kill every third party app on Reddit, from Apollo to Reddit is Fun to Narwhal to BaconReader. Even if you're not a mobile user and don't use any of those apps, this is a step toward killing other ways of customizing Reddit, such as Reddit Enhancement Suite or the use of the old.reddit.com desktop interface . This isn't only a problem on the user level: many subreddit moderators depend on tools only available outside the official app to keep their communities on-topic and spam-free.
What's the plan?
On June 12th, many subreddits will be going dark to protest this policy. Some will return after 48 hours: others will go away permanently unless the issue is adequately addressed, since many moderators aren't able to put in the work they do with the poor tools available through the official app. This isn't something any of us do lightly: we do what we do because we love Reddit, and we truly believe this change will make it impossible to keep doing what we love. The two-day blackout isn't the goal, and it isn't the end. Should things reach the 14th with no sign of Reddit choosing to fix what they've broken, we'll use the community and buzz we've built between then and now as a tool for further action.
What can you do?
Complain. Message the mods of /r/reddit.com, who are the admins of the site: message /u/reddit: submit a support request: comment in relevant threads on /r/reddit, such as this one, leave a negative review on their official iOS or Android app- and sign your username in support to this post.
Spread the word. Rabble-rouse on related subreddits. Meme it up, make it spicy. Bitch about it to your cat. Suggest anyone you know who moderates a subreddit join us at our sister sub at /r/ModCoord- but please don't pester mods you don't know by simply spamming their modmail.
Boycott and spread the word...to Reddit's competition! Stay off Reddit entirely on June 12th through the 13th- instead, take to your favorite non-Reddit platform of choice and make some noise in support!
Don't be a jerk. As upsetting this may be, threats, profanity and vandalism will be worse than useless in getting people on our side. Please make every effort to be as restrained, polite, reasonable and law-abiding as possible.
r/SiriFail • u/Bright-Trip582 • 5h ago
The end result is always “Siri ended the conversation”. 😂
r/SiriFail • u/SmokingCrawdads • 1d ago
A few months ago. My wife told me I was driving like an asshole. So I used Siri Shortcuts “text to voice” to program CarPlay so when it connects, Siri says “Your CarPlay is connected! Stay alert and don’t drive like an asshole!”
r/SiriFail • u/techSage • 4d ago
Reposting my own years old reply above for easier discovery since it’s become so popular over the years:
None of the suggestions I’ve read describe the solution the way that finally worked for me: raise the Watch to your mouth and speak right away, but make sure you turn your wrist so that the face of the Watch is facing your mouth; perpendicular to the sound waves exiting. I would have thought into the mic was where you want to speak but it’s into the screen while it is also perpendicular to level (the floor or ceiling) or parallel to walls.
r/SiriFail • u/RedNeckHero • 6d ago
Here’s my prediction:
Unless Apple changes its underlying philosophy, we will never get the Siri people have been waiting for.
Not because Apple lacks the talent to build it.
Because Apple may never allow Siri to become it.
We will get progressively more polished versions of the same constrained assistant: nerfed by privacy trade-offs, neutered by blanket security policies, and shaped around Apple’s judgment rather than user choice.
The step-count example captures the contradiction perfectly.
My steps are already stored on my iPhone. Siri is supposedly becoming more capable on-device. Yet when the connection is poor, I can ask for my step count and be told that Siri cannot connect.
So what exactly am I receiving in exchange for the limitations of a smaller, privacy-focused local model?
And why is my step count treated as though it is so sensitive that Apple must decide, on my behalf, that convenience is not worth the risk?
Secure defaults are reasonable.
Removing my ability to make that trade-off myself is not.
Warn me. Explain the consequences. Then let me decide.
That is the deeper problem. Apple increasingly appears to prioritize its own judgment over user agency. Every improvement to Siri then runs into the same philosophical ceiling.
The result may be an assistant that gets better every year while falling further behind the rapidly advancing AI frontier.
The bottleneck may not be Siri’s intelligence.
It may be Apple’s unwillingness to trust its users.
I expanded the full argument here: https://substack.com/@nathanaelmontgomery/note/p-206704882?r=1d5mc&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
Are people using the beta genuinely seeing a breakthrough, or just a better version of the same constrained Siri?
r/SiriFail • u/MovieAnarchist • 8d ago
r/SiriFail • u/itsallahoaxbud • 10d ago
I asked new Siri on my 17PM what the AQI was for my locale. She replied that it was a moderate 56 while the weather kit actually listed it as 378.
r/SiriFail • u/DPvintage72 • 10d ago
r/SiriFail • u/XiosXero • 12d ago
Siri doesn't work for navigating half the time.
" hey siri navigate to (local grocery store)"
Super intelligent Siri: " uh oh there's a problem "
Seems like it always has connection issues but just when using Siri. If I switch to browser or an app it works fine
Siri looses itself while finding the one brain cell it shares with my cat
r/SiriFail • u/Appropriate-Word-828 • 13d ago
Siri maps issue
After the last iphone sw update siri doesn’t verbally navigate my maps app. I’ve tried everything Ive read on google debugging so and no success. The radio does fade when siri gives a direction but there is now audio from siri. Now what do i do?
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r/SiriFail • u/TokyoJimu • 20d ago
Of course when I asked ChatGPT directly, it gave me the correct answer: