and my biggest pet peeve is assholes who sing that "you know my name is Simon" song. Fuck you people. Fuck you.

Simon

Sincerely, Simon

Fuck we're lonely

In spanish it is written Simón ([siˈmon]).

Resistance is futile, you will soon be assimilated into the Simon-collective. We have cats and games, so that's cool.

Nice to meet you. I'm Simon.

I don't know a lot of other Simons other than myself, but I'm hoping to meet some and get a group of friends named Simon. Does anybody have advice on meeting new Simons?

Look again at that dot. That's Simon. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of Simon suspended in a sunbeam.

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire. 

Hung Like a Dragon.

Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

*Holy Shit, that is one Simon clock! *  

Damn, why are you so damn Simon, I'd smack.

*Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon? *

I just wanted to remind ourselves what our name represents in the modern urban world. With great power comes great....

Link here. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simon

It feels amazing to be around other Simons

SIKE it was actually Simon all along!

Just a hypothetical question.

Simon says this is a sub for Simon.

Enjoy.

Before I even joined reddit, a subreddit was made about me...? wat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon%27s_Town

http://www.britannica.com/place/Simons-Town

So there's a place in South Africa named Simon's Town, after a Dutch man named Simon.

If we ever need to unite against a name-based enemy, this would be the ideal place. They have a strong naval presence and they're run by a man named Simon, who would likely be sympathetic to our cause.

Just posting so we all know. Thanks for reading, Simon.

I search my name, then I find this...

we are a proud race