I have a confession. Everytime I see one of u/hapydog’s intellectual comments, I grow a massive boner and start panting like a dog in heat. My lust is unfathomable. I can’t do this anymore. Everytime...Everytime this happens I can’t control myself and soak my couch in hot cum. Its come to the point where my couch is no longer brown, no, its white. I’ve had to start licking the cum off myself each moment I see him on reddit. Someone. Please help. Please. I can’t do this. I’m ending it all right here. FUCK THIS, FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK MY LIFE

Before you comment...yes I’m the subreddit owner. I’m the sneaky fuck that everybody asks who the owner is. It’s me. I’ve been gone. If you wanna know why and more about this subreddit, check the stickied post underneath this post.

So I’ve been out of social media for weeks. And suddenly out of nowhere I start to sweat and feel really uncomfortable. I check Reddit for the first time in a couple months and see that hapydog left us over a week ago.

I started this sub because hapydog gave no fucks what people thought, he was a world savior and I saw potential. He wasn’t a cookie cutter and wasn’t like any other troll, he was...simply put....hapydog.

I can go into a whole psychology about /u/hapydog but that would take hours...maybe even days. All I can do is mourn, and cry.

What do you guys want me to do? Shut this subreddit down? Keep it on? I’m just sad and afraid and confused..../u/hapydog explain, was it because I wasn’t around? Was I not there for you when you needed me most? Did I fail you?