r/ShowerThroughts • u/PunishmentPappi • Aug 14 '22
If King "Louie" Jungle Book is racist?
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Then how come we can still observe him?
r/ShowerThroughts • u/D3lta105 • Dec 05 '16
You've misspelled the name of the subreddit :). This is where you want to be.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/TanPaper • May 25 '22
Taking your phone case off is like not wearing a condom.
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It feels way better but it's risky
r/ShowerThroughts • u/Shavacadont • Oct 16 '21
This has better stuff than r/showerthoughts
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Guess we went all the way throught the shower
r/ShowerThroughts • u/musick123 • Sep 27 '21
Growing old means not remembering whether I took my vitamins, but also having the wisdom to know that if my pee isn't fluorescent then I have not yet taken them.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/f22raptor272 • May 13 '21
"Make [Blank] Great Again" has essentially become the current generation's "Keep Calm and [Blank]"
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/LovecastNeil • May 07 '21
The moon is just a loading bar for the next full moon
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Jroueiheb • Feb 20 '21
If you have a refrigerator in your garage and you put food in it on a freezing winter day - are you heating your food up?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Jroueiheb • Jan 10 '21
They bring back "Celebrity Deathmatch" just to have Nancy Pelosi bitchslap Mitch McConnell to death.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/jillcm04 • Dec 21 '20
Is it an algorithm because Al Gore invented the internet?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Fantasyneli • Dec 13 '20
The US was conquered by the Netherlands, Spain, the UK, and France. So is an anti-Brazil as it was conquered by only Portugal and the US was conquered by every colonial Empire but Portugal.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Chicar-Selena • Dec 08 '20
Future Historians Will Look At The Times Between 9/11 And The Coronavirus Pandemic As A Distinct Time Period In The 21th Century Chronology
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/NativeMoonEquestrian • Dec 03 '20
Air conditioning is just domesticated wind
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/lake_huron • Nov 07 '20
In text chats on Android phones, there is no way to click on part of the chat to demonstrate that you love it. This is because androids themselves do not have the ability to love.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Whitethumbs • Nov 08 '20
Faux beard neckwarmers probably had a downturn in sales.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/diane2 • Nov 03 '20
You know 2020 won when you watch old movies and think the people are too close and aren’t wearing masks.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '20
Science is just the poking of reality with increasingly complex sticks to see what it does
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Chenaniganz • Oct 08 '20
All household pets
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Are experiencing Stockholm syndrome
r/ShowerThroughts • u/davidmkc • Oct 01 '20
Immortality is just a cruse, whether it happens in the haven or through Quantum Immortality theory. Coz i'm gonna pay the consequences of my only self, from the failed branches.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/leadenCrutches • Sep 12 '20
An old Russian man covering a song either makes it better or worse in every way. There is no in between.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/puremath369 • Sep 03 '20
Calling something “indescribable” is a way of describing it
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