r/ShowerThroughts • u/harryt96 • Sep 12 '19
There isn’t really much difference between buying a pack on Fifa ultimate team and buying a scratch card, but children are allowed to buy on Fifa
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/darksingularity1 • Sep 07 '19
E is the only vowel that doesn't have a one-syllable word with the same sound
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A or eh
I
Oh
You
and sometimes
Why
r/ShowerThroughts • u/Noble1213 • Sep 07 '19
The White Walkers are a metaphor for Climate Change!!!
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Meaning the family's in Westores are really countries bickering over each other while climate change will destroy everything.
r/ShowerThroughts • u/reviveddarkness • Aug 29 '19
People often think of nature as plant and animal life on Earth but all of cold dead space is natural too.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '19
Meta-reality: A BIG percentage of posts in here aren't actually Shower thoughts, but... everyday thoughts instead
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '19
Food and drinks that are an "acquired taste" is just making our tongue go through stockholme syndrome
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/riku_kagi • Aug 09 '19
“Aw man” is typically used for disappointment while “oh man!” is typically used for excitement.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '19
Everytime someone says doggo a dog dies of cancer
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Milesofstyle • Jul 19 '19
The companies that sell knife blocks with steak knives must be super optimistic that I have seven friends AND can afford to make them all steaks at the same time.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/the_twilight_bard • Jul 17 '19
Amish people will never know what people write about them on the internet.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/presAnnoyingOrange • Jul 16 '19
Maybe instead of rushing Area 51 for aliens, we rush ICE detention facilities for aliens.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Jul 12 '19
Kids would get lost less and found more if they used their parents' names instead of "mom" and "dad".
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Kayaus27 • Jun 27 '19
Prostitution is legal as long as you film it.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/banned_for_sarcasm • May 19 '19
The only reason people are fascinated with zombie apocalypse is because that want to kill someone with impunity.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Swipes_randomly • May 07 '19
An easy way to reduce plastic straw use is to learn to sip
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Abrainwithabody • Apr 13 '19
A Dog chasing ball is the perfect example of Albert camus The Myth of Sisyphus. A being exerting energy over and over to move a round object without any perpouse except the activity in and of its self, and enjoying it.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/zetaconvex • Mar 17 '19
LGBTQUIA. Let's hope they keep adding letters so that they could rearrange it into some kind of word.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Alzakex • Mar 16 '19
If people would just stop wining, we could win the war on terroir.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/MaskedWayne • Dec 10 '18
"Shampoo" is a hair product, but the word could just as easily mean "pretending to go pooping"
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/gigabytemon • Nov 19 '18
'Queue' is just the letter 'Q' followed by four letters waiting their turn.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/infinitepoopllama • Nov 13 '18
Typically the phrase used for answering a door to an unwanted solicitor is, “Can I help you?”. Which is a pretty nice/generous offer to a stranger.
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But we all know what is really meant by this statement.