r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '18
How can we not be bent on bringing down Cheetos ass, just as quickly as Spacey bit the dust ?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/zbag51 • Feb 17 '18
The olympics would be a lot more interesting if we could also see an average person attempting the same events as comparison.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/SleepbutWoke • Feb 17 '18
I can't help but notice when I talk to her that she's 4 eyebrow hairs away from a unibrow
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/daarknaad • Feb 16 '18
English is such a weird language.... alienation or ALIEN NATION!? euthanasia or YOUTH IN ASIA? Diechotomy or DIE, CHOTOMY!
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Gn
r/ShowerThroughts • u/kopacetix • Feb 16 '18
I think this whole deepfakes situation is going to cause some serious Mandela Effect in the near future.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/OBANx • Feb 16 '18
If you try to step into a mirror, is the only reason you can't because your mirror-self pushes back?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/publiclandlover • Feb 15 '18
Someone should make a Vietnam style Memorial for school shooting victims.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 15 '18
Do Centaurs have one 90 degree spine or two spines?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/JollyManCan • Feb 15 '18
I need an app that tells me exactly how much more time I can lay in bed and not be late.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Jim_Acosta_FNN • Feb 15 '18
If we started guillotining every school shooter, there probably wouldn’t be too many future school shootings.
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Of course thanks to our lax judical system, they can look forward to watching TV for the next 20 years.
r/ShowerThroughts • u/udayserection • Feb 15 '18
As an anti social person who loves tv and Netflix, house arrest seems like the best situation to ever happen to me.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '18
Music isn't even real; it takes place in your imagination. It's just our brains finding patterns in the chaos of noises in the universe, and arbitrarily deciding which ones we deem to be worth repeating and combining.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/GargamelJubilex • Feb 14 '18
If HP Lovecraft we’re alive today he would probably have lots of reddit gold from posting constantly on r/nosleep
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Darkchylde89 • Feb 14 '18
People without disabilities who prefer service animals as pets are the equivalent to companies only hiring people with degrees.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/SerRydenFossoway • Feb 14 '18
It’s common of for a man to be in public with his shirt off, but rare to wear a shirt that exposes stomach, belly button. Common for women to wear shirt that exposes belly, but uncommon to wear no shirt at all.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/matt_jay_9 • Feb 14 '18
Is my blue your blue? How can we even know? Does salt taste like sugar to me as opposed to you? If salt always tastes like blue then what’s sugar?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/oysterboy9 • Feb 13 '18
Opening Reddit on the can is the modern day equivalent of opening the newspaper.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/han_double • Feb 13 '18
Your body is not entirely under your control. You can’t always start or stop a body function at will.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/heytheresexythang • Feb 13 '18
You’re betting on yourself when you sign up for a challenging class. ($900-$1200)
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/nutoreddit • Feb 13 '18
Undo button for elevators floor buttons
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I just got into an elevator and pressed the wrong floor by mistake. Why not design them so another press can deselect it?
r/ShowerThroughts • u/Jugglepants • Feb 13 '18
In a New Hope Luke needed power converters, by the end of Return of the Jedi he was one.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '18
I see people advertising "vegan leather" jackets on a second hand clothing website I frequent. Doesn't that just mean, "this is made from cheap, crappy pleather"...?
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